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Re: Words To Live By

Postby doiwanttobehere » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:50 am

If someone doesn't come back from the future to stop you, how bad can it be?
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby JamesT » Tue Aug 20, 2013 4:43 pm

doiwanttobehere wrote:If someone doesn't come back from the future to stop you, how bad can it be?


Alternatively, if someone doesn't want to go see Back to the Future with you then they're not worth your time.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby Nullbert » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:03 pm

When life gives you lemons, don't forget the end of the phrase.

Confucius say crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Goats and alcohol don't mix.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby JamishT » Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:00 am

Having problems starting that wonderful flow? Write up a declaration of independence and constitution, and stab a self-designed flag into your body. Bam, urination.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:35 am

You have every right to hold whatever opinion you like, and no-one can stop you. But if it's not internally consistent, it is, objectively, bullshit.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby Nullbert » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:50 pm

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby Australia » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:47 am

Nullbert wrote:It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

In that case, you're uninvited to my party on Wednesday. Best of both worlds.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby Jack Road » Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:23 pm

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is sweet. Revenge is ice cream.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby Malfeasinator » Thu May 01, 2014 9:34 pm

Feel free to entertain evil notions. It may make you feel better. You may also discover some weakness, some error or flaw to correct, or might even reverse the idea to some kind of good.

When and where you can help it, let none suffer.

Beware when burying your dreams. They work on "Pet Sematary" rules.

Don't listen to sad music.

Be your own hype/propaganda machine.

Don't listen to commercials for medication, especially the parts with the side effects. Change the channel or mute that shit or you will feel frail in 30 seconds flat.

Pick up a good voodoo and/or rootwork book. Even if the rituals don't really do anything in the real world, going through the motions feels empowering and can break you out of a mental funk.

There's always something entertaining about writing someone's name on toilet paper, wiping your ass with it, and then flushing it down the toilet.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby D-LOGAN » Thu May 01, 2014 9:44 pm

More of words to tell the police but it works out the same-

"He was already dead when I hit him."

And-

"By the time I realised we were related, I'd already finished."
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby Australia » Fri May 02, 2014 4:37 pm

D-LOGAN wrote:"By the time I realised we were related, I'd already finished."

You could have told me we were related. I mean, I guess I knew on some level, since we look the same and came out of mum's vagina around the same time but still, a head's up would have been nice.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby JamesT » Fri May 02, 2014 8:35 pm

If you ain't first, you're last.



Or, as my dad put it: "If you don't bring home the gold medal I will beat you from now until you finish college."
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby JamishT » Mon May 12, 2014 5:52 am

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, because that's a waste of some perfectly good water!
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby Jack Road » Mon May 12, 2014 8:16 am

Men who live in glass houses, should dress in the basement.
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Re: Words To Live By

Postby 52xMax » Wed May 14, 2014 3:58 am

If you're at a party and someone offers you drugs, you say thank you, because drugs are expensive.
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