ButtChocolate wrote:I had a small non-speaking part in a toy commercial when I was 7.
I'm alive
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I won the nobel peace price in 1972. I was born in 88, so this seems unlikely but hear me out. I won the prize for the manipulation of time dimensions. Why a peace prize? Well, I did stop World War III by preventing 9-year-old Jet Li from playing
The Godfather, an act that confused and angered the Irish into attacking Pakistan, mistakenly believing them to have been the ones that made the film. When countries came in to intervene and clear up the misunderstanding, old, petty rivalries started to break out, and the battle became about real differences and violations. With one simple act, I made
The Godfather much more successful than it's original form, which critics deemed unnecessarily ninja-like and historically inaccurate, and prevented millions of deaths. I know what you're thinking. "But Australia, nobody won the nobel peace prize in 1972." Exactly.