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Re: When I was a kid...

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:29 pm

Puh. Have you seen the price of honey? So you woke up with a valuable commodity stuck to your pillow and that constitutes a rough upbringing? Dead snakes? So you could make shoes to sell to the other richers in your neighborhood which I imagine is something like Beverly Hills apparently. Talk about lap of luxury. Growing up we wouldn't dare fight the mongooses or the regular gooses out of the pure fear that we'd have to answer to the Beastmaster.
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Re: When I was a kid...

Postby Psychosassic » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:26 am

Answer to the Beastmaster? Well at least you had someone to take an interest! Back in my day all children were stuffed in a pit until the survivors grew tall enough to climb out! Put hair on your chest, it did, and a good thing too because that hair was the closest we ever had to blankets!
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Re: When I was a kid...

Postby Cullenmcpimpin » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:54 am

hair? When I was a kid we had to eat our hair so we could get protein from the lice. The only things we had blankets were the shriveled skins of our fellow pitmates.
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Re: When I was a kid...

Postby Aquila89 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:03 am

Kids in those days, they're so ungrateful. They don't know how lucky they are. Just yesterday, my son complained about having to eat Brussels sprouts for dinner. So, I told him: "Son, when I was in your age, I could've killed for some Brussels sprouts. And I don't mean that as a figure of speech; I mean that I could've literally murdered a human being for them. Actually, I did, more than once." Suffice to say, he gobbled up his Brussels sprouts, then ran away and hid under his bed, and I haven't seen him since. Now, that's some good parenting.
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Re: When I was a kid...

Postby Craic- » Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:15 pm

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...I picked up my Chopin Liszt and composed myself...
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Re: When I was a kid...

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:59 pm

Craic wins. Everyone else can go home/to the sewer/cardboard box/offal-strewn wasteland (delete as appropriate).
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Re: When I was a kid...

Postby NisiOptimum » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:59 pm

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN ONLY GIVE THIS ONE THUMBS UP?!?!?!?!?
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Re: When I was a kid...

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:02 pm

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Re: When I was a kid...

Postby JamesT » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:44 pm

When I was a kid we didn't HAVE the time or energy to come up with amazing posts like craic's!
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