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Ultra Short Stories

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:47 am

i thought it would be fun to post some stories that are very short in length. These can be fictional or not, but should be limited to a couple of paragraphs at the most -- the shorter the better.

This is inspired by a (true) story I wrote, so I will go first.

Look at these suckers braving the wind and cold just to get their nicotine fix, I think to myself as I see a huddled group of smokers outside my building. Walking past them, I pull my coat tighter around myself and go back to playing Pokemon Go.
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Re: Ultra Short Stories

Postby Krashlia » Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:32 am

As sleep slipped me from this world into some other, I couldn't help but notice it.
It wasn't seen or heard or smelt, but it could be felt.
And it felt like a strange oil mixture of blue and pink in me... Somehow
Thats how I knew that it was her again.
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Re: Ultra Short Stories

Postby Malfeasinator » Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:39 pm

A one word story:

"Yo!"
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Re: Ultra Short Stories

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:48 am

Flex Sexicon, the world's greatest spy and okay-est lover, was seduced by the uter-bomber, an assassin with an exploding uterus. Her uter-bomb was triggered by intercourse, so Sexicon died. But at least he went out with a bang.
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Re: Ultra Short Stories

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:10 am

I prefer my sex with whimpers.
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Re: Ultra Short Stories

Postby Pedgerow » Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:42 am

For sale: baby shoes. Worn regularly. Come with free extremely loud and obnoxious baby.
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Re: Ultra Short Stories

Postby Piter Lauchy » Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:13 pm

You

You were the title of my story.¹

¹I wasn't even a footnote in yours.
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The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: Ultra Short Stories

Postby Krashlia » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:44 am

The writer has brought all into a conclusion, then had given the story to the editor to polish.
When the last thread was tied, the last sun had set, and the last story-man put to rest, the story had become complete. And, with his will having been fully exercised upon the world, it had become one with him, and the writer had become all in all. Blessed be The Pen.
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Re: Ultra Short Stories

Postby Malfeasinator » Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:50 am

Ouch! What hit me?
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