I f0und t3h r3al hacker. It's n0t russ1a. It's someone else, som3one n0 one would 5u5p3ct.
From teh h0me of currywurst, the real hacker lives in h1s l41r. He's h4ck1ng my ph0ne now and m3551ng with the autocorrect.
You know him as....Liter.
I mean Piter.
Stoopid phone.
hate week, now for Richards made of potatoes