General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby JamishT » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:05 am

This is the thread for everyone to hate on each other, even if you're not paired up with someone! Go nuts, astronauts!

Keep in mind:

1. No hating on people who are not already participating. If they haven't posted here and are not full-fledged haters (aka, matched up with someone and making Hate Week posts), they are off limits.

2. It's all about fun.

3. Bring it.

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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:57 pm

iMURDAu is sooo fat. How fat is he you ask? He's soooo fat he's got moobs.



(Look, I know it's weak. But I had to start somewhere.)
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby Australia » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:00 pm

Then couldn't you have started on the other side of web, away from the rest of us?
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:10 pm

You dare so horrendously marr the visage of Veronica McClain? Shame on you!

Also, your mom!
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:11 pm

No, no I couldn't. You floozy.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby jbobsully11 » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:52 pm

NathanLoiselle wrote:No, no I couldn't. You floozy.

Was that supposed to be hateful? Pshh. Typical Can“eh”dian.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:26 pm

Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:You dare so horrendously marr the visage of Veronica McClain? Shame on you!

Also, your mom!


Oh no, he marred some random anime girl that no one else besides you cares about or has even heard of.

I think we'll be okay.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby cmsellers » Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:38 am

JamishT is so fat that when he takes off his pants, his rump springas into another zip code.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:00 pm

Where is everybody?

Oh that's right they're on discord and the only reason I'm here is to make fun of the vestiges of idiots who still participate in corny old hate week.

And Nathan is wrong. Ish. I am not fat. I'm just not in shape. So my flesh hangs in weird ways because I'm middle aged and never mind my excuses. You all suck. Toes. Big, sweaty, ingrown nail, and the callus on the corner is scraping your tongue to where it'll feel like you burned it.

Hate Week, only now could the animal crackers be freed
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby cmsellers » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:01 pm

Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:Even more true, New Zealand likes Lukas Graham and hates Despacito, and also thinks Crankshaft is a funny comic strip!

Crankshaft? When I think of unfunny comics, that doesn't even occur to me.

Now, you might think that this is because DP is overly fond of obscure references and losing at Family Feud.

But I know the truth. On her wall, DP has limited-edition signed posters of Cathy trying on swimsuits, Garfield kvetching about Mondays, and little Billy from Family Circus taking a quaquaversial meandering path as he hides the bodies of the family he has so brutally murdered.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:15 pm

I knew it! Sellars is a murderer! And as such should be appropriately shunned.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby Australia » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:20 pm

Eh, if he kills you, we'll call it even.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby cmsellers » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:53 am

How do we know Piter is from Berlin?

Answer
Because he's AWOL.

You've still got three days, Piter. Don't repeat history; that's Putin's job.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby JamishT » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:20 am

TENNNN, HUT!

Alright you filthy maggots and other things that start with 'f', it's crunch time! And no, I'm not saying it's time to clean all the crustiness from sellers' folds (although that should be done), you all are running out of time! Not you, Nathan, we all know you can't run.

HATE WEEK IS ENDING! IN ABOUT 24 HOURS!

As you may have figured out, I'm not too concerned about setting a hard deadline. The only thing less hard than my deadline is Australia in the presence of anyone under the age of 70. I'm going say that thread locking will start between 12am and 3am Central Standard Time. Please get all your hate out there or else you'll be as regretful as if you had spent a night watching Deathclaw's favorite shows.

Threads and posts related to Hate Week will be moved to Ghosts Of Merriment Past at some point. I know, I know, I somehow have less commitment than Creepy (yet somehow he's the one with a wife), but it will get done (unlike most of Tess' paintings).

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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby Ladki96 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:31 am

You kind of look like Sancho from the 2015 adaptation of Don Quixote :) a scared buffoon

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