JugularNotch wrote:Oh God, so much dibs. But it'll be at least two hours. Somebody write the buddy cop section in the meantime!
Seems notch wants to do the choose your own adventure so i will write the buddy cop then.
The Hole Dragon feel with a terrific thud to the ground along with Jack all that remained of their intense action scene was 2 charred corpses or so Afromaniac and Lucas F Moon thought.
"Get the cracker up in the car i won't let a niggah die on me again.The two of us will carry on finding my fine-ass sistuh and we will solve his friends Mac's Murder"Afromaniac howled at Lucas F Moon.
"It just so happens Mr Afromaniac that i know a man that revive your friend however we must proceed without him."softly replied Lucas F Moon.
"We will be like one of those motherfuckin' cops on tv and shiznit.I will be the funny,cheeky niggah and you can be the smart,serious,honky.We will be Afro and Moon or AfroMoon".
"Sounds good Afro.However something has been bothering me: why do you insist on using racial slurs in every sentence you make"?
"Why do you insist on oppressing my people?The man is putting us down again, honky gotta' shut up and let me roll with my slurs".
"Ok"?!
"That's racist"
"We need to get a ride"
"There's a cop car there watch me roll honky"
Afromaniac walked over to the left side of the road and halted at the left side of the cop car ,he pulled out the comb in is afro which turned out to be a sword once retracted out of his big afro. Afromaniac extended the tip of the sword and smashed the windows of the car with it scared shitless the already puzzled cop duo,he then proceeded to decapitate the first cop.
The second cop let out a cry saying:
"No it was his last day too, why just when he finally realised he was too old for this shit, no more getting too old he was finally too old for this shit".
Without saying anything Afromaniac mercilessly decapitated the second cop with little ease,he then turned round to Lucas F Moon and said:
"Come help me clear this cracker and niggah away from this seats,we are going on an adventure".
They disposed of the two previous occupants with ease and started to speed round the city at an incredible speed into the distance while the sunsets. .Both Lucas F Moon and afromaniac started to worry once a mysterious theme tune started played whilst an angelic choir were heard without any of that being nearby.The angelic choir were singing the lyrics :
Afro and Moon,Afro and Moon,Afro and Moon
AfroMooooon,AfroMooooon.Yeah AfroMoon.
They two badass Niggah and Cracker
Goin' to be solving crimes so dapper
Choose your own adventure for notch(He called dibs but he has been away for a long while)