Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinner

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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby emm » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:05 pm

I don't know about you, but it's just not the same without grandpa...
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:45 pm

It's got a weird aftertaste.

I'm having a hard time swallowing.

I don't like crabs.
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby cmsellers » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:16 pm

"Before we can start I need to choke the chicken."
"While you wait why don't you pet that pussy?"
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:36 am

"Pass the chocolate syrup"
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby SilverMaple » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:40 am

Would anyone like to say a prayer before we begin?
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:37 pm

She won't eat that because she's Jewish.

I'm going to take a nap after this.

Is there a game on? Where's the remote?

Eh, the dog'll eat whatever hits the floor.

That shit is tasty!
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby emm » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:41 pm

Sorry, there's not enough meat on that one for my taste..
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