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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby emm » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:05 pm

I don't know about you, but it's just not the same without grandpa...
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:45 pm

It's got a weird aftertaste.

I'm having a hard time swallowing.

I don't like crabs.
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby cmsellers » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:16 pm

"Before we can start I need to choke the chicken."
"While you wait why don't you pet that pussy?"
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:36 am

"Pass the chocolate syrup"
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby SilverMaple » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:40 am

Would anyone like to say a prayer before we begin?
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:37 pm

She won't eat that because she's Jewish.

I'm going to take a nap after this.

Is there a game on? Where's the remote?

Eh, the dog'll eat whatever hits the floor.

That shit is tasty!
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby emm » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:41 pm

Sorry, there's not enough meat on that one for my taste..
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby emm » Thu Feb 01, 2018 9:21 pm

'eeek, that went up my nose'
'the deeper I go, the warmer it gets'

Leave it up to your imagination in which context I've encountered these
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby DamianaRaven » Fri Feb 02, 2018 6:37 am

A'ight, put the fucking snake outside!

(I associate with some weird people.)
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Eternauta » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:29 pm

Can you please be quiet? I can't hear the TV!
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Australia » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:51 pm

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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby LaoWai » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:19 pm

"Is anyone else coming, or is it just me?"
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby selena81 » Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:12 am

that's a weird color for a sausage

i told you to shave!

you expect me to pay?!?

nice carpet

who puts the pictures online afterwards?
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby JamishT » Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:56 am

Toss that salad with some ranch dressing, baby!
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