You've got to keep yourself in line. You can't always do what you want. Sure your rulers may say you've got some rights or freedoms but do you really?
In this thread we can share anecdotes about things that go on and how you resisted using your comedic instincts and impulses because although you'd find it hilarious, there may be repercussions to your actions. I'll share first.
I work at a grocery store. Last night there was a cart next to the back office with boxes of bread cubes in it. On the top box someone had written "DO NOT PUT OUT" and slightly below that wrote "FOR STORE XXXX".
I had a few ideas of what I could respond to that note with. My first thought was "Don't worry, they aren't even cute". I also considered "Are you calling me a slut?".
Of course I ended up writing nothing at all. :( I don't know how the other store would have reacted to getting a box of bread cubes with that kind of dialogue on it. There's too many Seriously binSerious types in the world to risk it. But on the other hand.... a topic was born from this.