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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Krashlia » Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:42 am

The Moon Eating Bear!
(I heard bears are bad news. If anything, it'll ruin dates with magical wolves-people)
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:52 am

"My friend, Roy Moore"
"My employer, Vladmir Putin"
"My ex-lover, Magic Johnson"
"My god, Cthulhu, awakens."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby JamishT » Fri Nov 23, 2018 4:39 am

cmsellers wrote:"My friend, Roy Moore"


To be fair, there have got to be hundreds of people named Roy Moore.
Anyway:

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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:19 pm

Magical healing properties of
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:35 pm

"Here, try this rophenol".
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:09 pm

So, Donald Trump rally?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:59 am

Public hanging, front row?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Nov 25, 2018 12:32 am

I'd love to go to a public hanging!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Sun Nov 25, 2018 3:05 am

Over four words, Nathan.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Nov 25, 2018 3:08 am

I've donated to Hyde-Smith.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Krashlia » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:48 pm

^
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Does that even count?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:58 pm

Feminism framed Brock Turner.
Are you a tranny?
... the Zionist Occupied Government.
... even for an Oriental ...
But my black friends...
But consider Hitler's perspective...
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Anglerphobe » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:47 pm

You look nothing like...
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:52 pm

Anglerphobe wrote:You look nothing like...

... how your ex described.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Australia » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:50 pm

cmsellers wrote:
Anglerphobe wrote:You look nothing like...

... how your ex described.

... while we were banging.
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