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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:22 am

Trump's a man's man.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Pedgerow » Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:51 am

Peeing? Can I come?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:33 am

"Meet my pregnant wife"

"Just pretend we're cousins"
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Malfeasinator » Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:46 am

"...Just sayin'... JUST sayin'..."

"I'm a Bigfoot Investigator."

"I'm a Tax Attorney."

"Bubble Sort is okay."

"My hands are instruments." *Then crank out "Bohemian Rhapsody" with hand farts*

"You smell like garbage." Seal the deal with "No, wait, it's me."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:04 pm

My favorite alt-right personality...

They dropped the charges...

Seen The Room yet?

My fentanyl hookup died.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sat Feb 23, 2019 3:00 pm

Spinach is Popeye's Viagra.

Popeye's aroused by vegetables.

I love nasty seamen.

Blow me down, Popeye!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby 52xMax » Thu Feb 28, 2019 12:17 am

I'm still with Bernie
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:02 am

It's still her turn!
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