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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby LunarTeaHouse » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:22 am

*opens purse and whispers* "D'you have enough air?"
"You aren't my dealer"
"The asylum discharged me"
*phone rings* "Call off the hit" or "This isn't our guy"
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby 52xMax » Tue Oct 10, 2017 4:33 am

"I'm a feminist ally"

alternatively

"Harvey Weinstein's my friend"
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"When in doubt... well, don't ask me!"
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Krashlia » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:38 am

(excitedly)
My ex is here!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby tinyrick » Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:56 am

Does spider have pusspuss?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby IamNotCreepy » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:34 pm

Wubba lubba dub dub!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby jbobsully11 » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:20 pm

Wanna buy a knife?

*whips out Cutco wares*

EDIT: I can't count to four.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby JamishT » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:47 am

Amway is my career!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Delta Jim » Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:15 am

Image
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:19 am

"I'm a Zutara shipper."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:58 pm

About your gag reflex...
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"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

Don't you dare go Hollow.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Aquila89 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:41 pm

Do vaginas have teeth?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:04 pm

It wasn't rape rape.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby random_nerd » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:59 am

Give me your skin!

You're not my supervisor!
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You just started to
Read the Haiku that you have
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Anglerphobe » Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:14 pm

In lieu of foreplay:
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"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

Don't you dare go Hollow.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Kate » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:08 am

My water just broke!
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