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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:58 am

Australia wrote:
cmsellers wrote:
Anglerphobe wrote:You look nothing like...

... how your ex described.

... while we were banging.

.....while dressed as chickens.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby 52xMax » Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:17 pm

Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:
Australia wrote:
cmsellers wrote:
Anglerphobe wrote:You look nothing like...

... how your ex described.

... while we were banging.

.....while dressed as chickens.


That's not a turn-off.


Wait, I've got more

My horoscope tells me

My preferred pronouns are

Do you take crypto?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby SandTea » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:59 pm

52xMax wrote:Do you take crypto?


Pretty sure that isn't a date...
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Marcuse » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:11 pm

Seventh month is ninth!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Aquila89 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:22 pm

You'd look hot dead.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Krashlia » Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:20 am

Rika and Terada love

(Couldn't find something else).
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Sun Dec 02, 2018 3:52 pm

"I'm a TSA agent."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:26 pm

cmsellers wrote:"I'm a TSA agent."

At least you can expect the foreplay to be thorough. Especially if you have a kink for security scanners.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Krashlia » Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:00 am

(clears throat)

Two-hundred-sixteen. eighteen. one-hundred-sixty-eight. sixteen
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby SlayerGoddess » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:55 am

It's only 50 felonies!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:48 am

Nyaa nyaa nyuurm? Nyaa~!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Aquila89 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:01 pm

I'll call you "Mommy".
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:31 pm

"Tomorrow's my sixteenth birthday."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby ghijkmnop » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:45 pm

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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:19 pm

Proudhon's too far right
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