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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby JamishT » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:45 am

I'm rejoining the Amish.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby random_nerd » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:41 am

Are you genetically superior?

I live in a van.

Look at my cats!!!!!!!11!!11!1111111One!111!!!

Down with the Bourgeoisie!

Let's talk about Jesus...

My hobby is taxidermy.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:04 pm

basement dweller master race
my Victorian doll collection
My Little Pony convention
You have nice zits.
May I lick you?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:26 pm

So, wedding. When? Where?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Aquila89 » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:47 pm

cmsellers wrote:my Victorian doll collection


Why is that bad?

(Not an entry, at least not intentionally, but a genuine question).
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:14 am

I like creepy dolls.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:51 am

Aquila89 wrote:Why is that bad?

(Not an entry, at least not intentionally, but a genuine question).

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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Krashlia » Sun Jun 17, 2018 2:38 pm

I like them submissive.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Malfeasinator » Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:36 am

If you're not feeling it, just say the word "MOIST" four times in a row for no reason; boom, date over.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:40 pm

I am not creepy!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:10 pm

Klance is canon, king!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Pedgerow » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:15 pm

In Jimmy Savile's defence...

In fairness to Weinstein...

Top bants, Louis CK!

Really, anything with a celebrity in it will work, it seems.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Anglerphobe » Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:22 pm

You might have heard...
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby SandTea » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:42 am

I'm a nice guy.
Greetings and salutations, m'lady.
You should smile more.
I sort of expect these have already been said. Sorry but I havn't read whole thread
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby iMURDAu » Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:01 am

My favorite Loud House

It's poseable and bendable!
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