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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:04 pm

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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sat Dec 02, 2017 7:16 pm

I'm a celibacy addict
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby JamishT » Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:24 am

Buzzfeed is too intellectual.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Delta Jim » Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:04 am

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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby emm » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:55 am

Do you like bagpipes?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby sunglasses » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:42 pm

Fav song? Cottoneye Joe.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby KleinerKiller » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:15 pm

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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Marcuse » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:04 pm

My brain replacer broke.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:11 am

"Back in my day..."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby JamishT » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:31 am

sunglasses wrote:Fav song? Cottoneye Joe.


That might be one of my favorite songs...

But back to the game at hand:

He's my uncle too!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby 52xMax » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:26 am

Ghostbusters (2016) wasn't so bad.


Alternatively


Ocean's Eight's looking good.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:05 pm

"My last hundred exes..."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Aquila89 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:47 pm

My hero? Elliot Rodger.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby IamNotCreepy » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:45 pm

Roy Moore should've won.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:27 pm

My hero, Alex Jones...

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