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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Krashlia » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:56 am

I want that nookie
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:35 am

Have you found Jesus?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:44 am

You got any heroin?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Pseudoman » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:33 am

"Will you marry me?."
"I'm cheating on you."
"I've roofied your drink."
"Is your hymen intact?"
"Concentration camps, create jobs."
"Congratulations on your miscarriage!"well that got uncomfortably dark, have to reel it all the way back so it'll be fair for everyone else.
"Sure... I'll call you..."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby gisambards » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:11 am

I'm actually your dad.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Aquila89 » Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:50 am

Mom made me come.

(I meant "to the date", but it can work with the other meaning too.)

Ever tried anal prolapse?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Marcuse » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:45 am

Got any human meat?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:12 pm

Suck his dick bitch!

My tits are bigger.

Your urine tastes funny.

Did I do that? (in Urkel's voice)

My ass still hurts.

You into colostomy bags?

Your existence is worthless.

Kill yourself for me?

Kevorkian's van inspired me.

Now I'm realizing that could all be said in order on one really fucked up date.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:00 pm

"Found your house key."

"And your underwear drawer."

"Yes, I wore them."

"I'm not stalking you."

"Police really aren't necessary."

"Put down the mace."

"My eyes are burning!"
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby IamNotCreepy » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:22 pm

Bush did Nine-Eleven

Hitler did nothing wrong
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby sunglasses » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:25 pm

"Like A Serbian Film?"

"I love Tommy Wisseau."

"cheep cheep cheep cheep"

"I like Bundy ranchers."

"Have you seen Antichrist?"

"Parole officer Terry Barns?!"

"Faces are optional, myself."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby IamNotCreepy » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:40 pm

I don't know how to count
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:15 pm

Do you take checks?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Marcuse » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:16 pm

I need more kale.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby sunglasses » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:23 pm

Don't throw up, okay?
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