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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby sunglasses » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:30 pm

Aquila89 wrote:
sunglasses wrote:Don't throw up, okay?


Please throw up, okay?


Oh god that is worse!


My nipples are gone.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Anglerphobe » Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:24 pm

Are they small hands?
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Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
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To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

Anyone who has any kind of opinion fucking disgusts me.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby sunglasses » Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:50 pm

Will this zucchini fit?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:00 pm

...my erotic clown calendar
...my Ashley Madison password
...my father, the president
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:23 pm

Wear these cat ears
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:28 pm

"Call me vagina sniper."

"Yes, my gun's loaded."

"Take those clothes off."

"Ain't that a bitch?"

"My wife texted me."

"She's having the baby."

"Wanna meet my wife?"

"Just pretend we're related."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby JamishT » Wed Oct 04, 2017 2:14 am

Las Vegas was HILARIOUS!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Aquila89 » Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:18 am

I ate my children.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby tinyrick » Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:13 pm

I never use protection.
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YEEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!! Tiny Rick!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby charlesjohny8 » Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:15 am

Your friend is hot
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:41 pm

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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:07 pm

Hodor. Hodor. Hodor Hodor.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Aquila89 » Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:38 pm

I'm masturbating right now.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:08 pm

Leave me alone, mom!
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Delta Jim » Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:28 am

"I think you're kawaii"
"A fine evening, m'lady"
"My penis, your mouth"
"The safe-word is 'banana'."
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