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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby malosaires » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:15 am

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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby malosaires » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:21 am

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I demand that ye sorry bunch of scallywags refer to my game name in the exact font and color as depicted above.

Ar har.

Yar.

I suck at this.

Ay, but what color are we to call for your hangin with, then?
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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby CleverDick » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:30 am

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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby sunglasses » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:08 pm

So who else wants to play?? We needs more people.
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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby Phighter » Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:55 am

The ways I see it, we have 21 sign-ups. We're trying to aim, for, at the very least, 30 (which, we understand, may be the largest forum game). Right now it is the beginning of the 20th, so...y'arr have until the beginning of the 23rd to finish signing up. I would like to set up the game on the 23rd and have the game started by the 24th...but in order for this to be the big bash I'd like, we're gonna need some more scurvy scallywags.

And no, I'm not above messaging active members and going, "PLEASEEEE PLAY WITH USSSS I PROMISE IT'LL BE FUNN, I SWEAR", but you wouldn't make a poor ol' boy beg, would you?
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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby Big.bird » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:19 am

I'm in.
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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby NisiOptimum » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:01 pm

I'm in like Flynn.
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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby LaoWai » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:25 pm

Yeah, I'll throw my skull-and-cross-bones-decorated hat into the ring.

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*Arr, because me last bit o' piratin' was a mess o' Boo Berry cereal, and we pirates don't be brushing our teeth.
**Arr, because we be pirates, and pirates don't be taking baths.
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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby Rebo » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:30 am

HAR! WHAT A SORRY SOD BUNCH OF LAND LUBBERS YE BE. FORTUNE DO FAVOR THE BOLD, BUT YE MAKE A MISTAKE OF UNUSUAL SIZE IF YE THINK TO EXCLUDE ME.

I do be REBO of the thousand sails, scourge of the bathtub and lover of rum. Cast yer gaze upon my magnificence and feel yer blood run cold.

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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby AShireForBaggins » Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:05 am

Going for it.

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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:46 am

That's 26. Get press-ganging, people!
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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby Overlord Moo » Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:36 pm

YYAAARRR!!!

Ye filthy swabs! By Blackbeard's right testicle, you stinkin' bilge rats had best be signing these here accords in your blood. I've no use for blitherin', undecisive squid in these waters. All ye pirates who aren't worth your salt shall be strung up and keel hauled. But if by some miracle ye are MAN enough to join our motly Crüe, then thar be plenty o' grog an wenches awaitin' ye (or man-wenches, if'n ye happen ta swing that way).

My broad side be pointed right at ye,
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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby ZekeThePlumber » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:38 pm

I'll play if there's room.
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I'll be a Madame of a roving sea brothel. ;)
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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby Strant » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:42 pm

YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME! yarr that's what.

I am the great viking pirate and user of axes. Anton Oden-Stream and i will yarr the living shit out of your puny tree legs and your stupid eye patches with my axe, amazing beard and blonde hair.

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Re: Avast! It be a pirate elimination game!

Postby streetpirate » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:45 pm

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I'm in, but can I please get only a minor role? Thanks!
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