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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby cmsellers » Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:37 am

Not mine, but I had to share it.

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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby Eternauta » Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:44 pm

Hey... I guess, I mean out of all the girls here you seem like unattractive enough to lower yourself to sleep with me, and, I guess, you're not that disgusting that I couldn't go hard at all if I imagine someone else actually fuckable. You know, with my low self esteem it's hard to go after good looking girls, but hey, more dick for you, am I right, Sheila McButtface?
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:05 am

Hey baby, you ever hear of an astronaut? Well, I want to be your assholenaut.
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby Delta Jim » Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:58 am

Here's one I came up with in Anatomy today (we were talking about the skeletal system)

"Hey girl, my Tibia is only the second longest bone in my pants. You know what the longest is? ... It's my femur."
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:50 am

Assuming you have both legs, it's actually the third longest, since most people have two femurs.
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby RatElemental » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:56 pm

"Wanna bang?"
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby cmsellers » Mon Feb 25, 2019 5:11 am

OK, I think this one is actually clever, but not sure where else to post it.

Someone on reddit wrote:You know it's crazy, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


And in the spirit of the thread:

"This may sound crazy, but you look just like the girl I'm going to tie up in my basement."
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby Australia » Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:56 pm

I suggested this to a British guy but he refuses to use it on principle so I'll offer it to all the Brits here instead.

"Are you the European Union? Because I'm planning to pull out of you."
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby Pedgerow » Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:26 pm

Call me Article 50, because I'm triggered by that joke.
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby jbobsully11 » Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:04 am

“Are you a terrifying sewer clown? Because I think you might be IT!
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:45 am

Call my penis the Arab Spring and your vagina Gaddafi 'cuz I want to have an uprising in labia.
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