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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby cmsellers » Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:37 am

Not mine, but I had to share it.

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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby Eternauta » Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:44 pm

Hey... I guess, I mean out of all the girls here you seem like unattractive enough to lower yourself to sleep with me, and, I guess, you're not that disgusting that I couldn't go hard at all if I imagine someone else actually fuckable. You know, with my low self esteem it's hard to go after good looking girls, but hey, more dick for you, am I right, Sheila McButtface?
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:05 am

Hey baby, you ever hear of an astronaut? Well, I want to be your assholenaut.
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby Delta Jim » Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:58 am

Here's one I came up with in Anatomy today (we were talking about the skeletal system)

"Hey girl, my Tibia is only the second longest bone in my pants. You know what the longest is? ... It's my femur."
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:50 am

Assuming you have both legs, it's actually the third longest, since most people have two femurs.
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Re: Awkward chat up lines

Postby random_nerd » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:56 pm

"Wanna bang?"
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