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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:43 am

blehblah wrote:Our children will look at climate change debates the same way we remember the great wars.

And that is?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby SandTea » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:00 am

With regrets.

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How many ocean organisms are killed by lightning? I was just picturing a great white breaching, flying into the air, seal in jaws, only to get struck by lightning at it's apex and how metal that would have been to see.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:59 pm

SandTea wrote:With regrets.

Bloody hell I'm silly, why didn't I think of that?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:22 am

Do you think I could generate a tidy profit if I were to sell Epsom salts under the brand name FLORIDA MAN?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:47 pm

Psst Hey buddy, wouldya like to buy some Florida Man?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Krashlia » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:05 am

They should make a Terminator movie where they try to pair Sarah Connor with a date.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:14 am

I want to made a TV show where illegal immigrants have their stuff repossessed.

I'd call it Alien vs. Creditor.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:36 am

I want to make a TV show about a illegal immigrant hunting down a child molester, it starts off as he was thrown overboard by the child molester and other smugglers for fighting to protect his son Hablo. In the cold crashing ocean the illegal immigrant (he isn't given a name) survives out of sheer will to survive and to reunite with his kid in the land of opportunity, but instead when he gets to the shore and roams America his dream is shattered as he picks up a newspaper from the rubbish and discovers that Hablo was found dead by the beach. So in the background there is constantly signs saying "do you know this boy" and they make it a whole media charade about the conditions illegal immigrants go through to get to America, and while this happens the protagonist hides in the shadows doing odd jobs like gardening or pool cleaning to fund his campaign for vengeance against the smugglers and the man who raped and killed his son.


I call it, Alien vs Predator.
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