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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:43 am

blehblah wrote:Our children will look at climate change debates the same way we remember the great wars.

And that is?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby SandTea » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:00 am

With regrets.

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How many ocean organisms are killed by lightning? I was just picturing a great white breaching, flying into the air, seal in jaws, only to get struck by lightning at it's apex and how metal that would have been to see.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:59 pm

SandTea wrote:With regrets.

Bloody hell I'm silly, why didn't I think of that?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:22 am

Do you think I could generate a tidy profit if I were to sell Epsom salts under the brand name FLORIDA MAN?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:47 pm

Psst Hey buddy, wouldya like to buy some Florida Man?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Krashlia » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:05 am

They should make a Terminator movie where they try to pair Sarah Connor with a date.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:14 am

I want to made a TV show where illegal immigrants have their stuff repossessed.

I'd call it Alien vs. Creditor.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:36 am

I want to make a TV show about a illegal immigrant hunting down a child molester, it starts off as he was thrown overboard by the child molester and other smugglers for fighting to protect his son Hablo. In the cold crashing ocean the illegal immigrant (he isn't given a name) survives out of sheer will to survive and to reunite with his kid in the land of opportunity, but instead when he gets to the shore and roams America his dream is shattered as he picks up a newspaper from the rubbish and discovers that Hablo was found dead by the beach. So in the background there is constantly signs saying "do you know this boy" and they make it a whole media charade about the conditions illegal immigrants go through to get to America, and while this happens the protagonist hides in the shadows doing odd jobs like gardening or pool cleaning to fund his campaign for vengeance against the smugglers and the man who raped and killed his son.


I call it, Alien vs Predator.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Krashlia » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:14 pm

The campaign becomes a revolution.

I call it, Alien vs. The Landed People.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:30 am

I feel like I say it all the time but I love watching HGTV (TV network that exists to show you how you need to spend money renovating your shitty house or just selling that piece of shit and buying a new piece of shit that you can sink your life savings into) because it's so good for the male ego. Pick a show and at some point you'll hear one or more of many descriptions of largeness. I'm still laughing from the other night when a woman stepped outside and exclaimed "Wow! That's a huge deck!".

Other HGTV Favorite Hits:

"It's so much larger than it looked from far away"

"I think it might be too big"
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby random_nerd » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:45 pm

I wonder if anyone's ever cosplayed as a hunter at a furry convention.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:41 pm

This is my game/app idea and please don't steal it.

Mobile Russian Roulette.

You swipe to spin the barrel. You put your touchscreen device up to your head and swipe the trigger. It clicks, you can play again. It goes boom, you can't play again for 24 hours. Unnnnless you pay a small fee, say the equivalent of 25 cents. Arcade business model-ish. Good for a strange laugh among friends.

Oh and someone's phone is getting bricked. Once a month there will be one lucky player whose phone goes dead from "losing the game". What are they going to do? Complain? That their phone died while they were playing Russian Roulette on it? Oh boo hoo be lucky that's all that happened.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby SandTea » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:40 am

OK, so Peter Pan. Neverland. Second star to the right and straight on till morning, right? Doesn't matter. What matters is the same directions are used to get back home, iirc. If my brain is working correctly right now, the directions should be swapped for going back home.

So, I say Wendy is on some alternate Earth and she's still got pictures on milk cartons on OG Earth. And also probably killed that new Earths Wendy.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Piter Lauchy » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:01 pm

The problem with the concept of mansplaining is that it doesn't differentiate between mansplainers and smartasses. Personally, I'm a huge smartass, sometimes insufferably so, and I don't care whether you're a man, woman or something else. I will annoy you with unwanted pedantic knowledge.
Doesn't mean I'm sexist.
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Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Australia » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:52 am

In forty years, nobody is going to know where the phrase 'hung up on me' originated and will have to ask the future equivalent of Siri why disconnecting whatever device phone calls are used from in 2060 has such an unrelated euphemism.
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