Why are you late? It's almost mid-December?
Look it involves getting lost in Taiwan and having to shake off some undercover Chinese operatives. I can't say more then that.
Fine, what do you want from us?
I want yooooooou to sign up for secret santa! Sign up by posting below saying you want to take part in this fabulousness. Sign up by December 21st- the Soltice. Names will be drawn and PM'd to everyone that night by the elf in charge, Sunglasses. Have yer gift ready by December 30th and they'll be distributed on December 31st.
But that's after Christmas
There's 12 days of Christmas, I heard it in a song.
You'll just make up anything, won't you?
You betcha.
I dunno what to make...
Write up a limerick, sing a song on soundcloud, dress your dog up like Santa and take a pic, share your favorite cookie recipe-just a little digital something to show you care.
I don't feel very creative this year...
It's all good. High Elf Sunglasses has your back. Here's a Santa Bro meme generator. Make your giftee a lovely meme. With a santa bro. *snickers* https://memegenerator.net/Santa-Bro
Um, that's cool and all but do you have something a little less bro-tastic for me to use?
Sure! Here's a pretty tree.
Any other questions, just ask!