Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

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Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby sunglasses » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:07 pm

RIGHT! I'm here, I'm here!

Why are you late? It's almost mid-December?


Look it involves getting lost in Taiwan and having to shake off some undercover Chinese operatives. I can't say more then that.

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Fine, what do you want from us?

I want yooooooou to sign up for secret santa! Sign up by posting below saying you want to take part in this fabulousness. Sign up by December 21st- the Soltice. Names will be drawn and PM'd to everyone that night by the elf in charge, Sunglasses. Have yer gift ready by December 30th and they'll be distributed on December 31st.

But that's after Christmas

There's 12 days of Christmas, I heard it in a song.

You'll just make up anything, won't you?

You betcha.
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I dunno what to make...

Write up a limerick, sing a song on soundcloud, dress your dog up like Santa and take a pic, share your favorite cookie recipe-just a little digital something to show you care.

I don't feel very creative this year...

It's all good. High Elf Sunglasses has your back. Here's a Santa Bro meme generator. Make your giftee a lovely meme. With a santa bro. *snickers* https://memegenerator.net/Santa-Bro

Um, that's cool and all but do you have something a little less bro-tastic for me to use?

Sure! Here's a pretty tree.

Any other questions, just ask!
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Re: Secret Santa 2017: The Santa-ing

Postby gregfrankenstein » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:52 pm

I'm so in.
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Re: Secret Santa 2017: The Santa-ing

Postby Piter Lauchy » Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:47 pm

Count me in. I'm sure I'll think of something until December 31st, 2017.
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Re: Secret Santa 2017: The Santa-ing

Postby sunglasses » Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:27 pm

Piter Lauchy wrote:Count me in. I'm sure I'll think of something until December 31st, 2017.


The date has now been corrected

Head Elf Sunny has been punished.
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You are expected to have the gift ready by December 30th, 2016.
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby JamishT » Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:55 am

I'm in! If you didn't know I was in already, I think that's on you. ;)
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby sunglasses » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:28 am

JamishT wrote:I'm in! If you didn't know I was in already, I think that's on you. ;)


There are lots of things on me at the moment (cat, blanket) but that's not one of them.
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby Australia » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:00 am

So you've decided to steal Bucholz's joke format. Sunny, you will be hearing from his attorneys.

After ratting out a fellow member, I feel I should redeem myself by crafting a gift for the ages, just in time for my birthday. I guess this is a good enough method.
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby Piter Lauchy » Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:07 pm

I have a question: Are we allowed to reveal who the gift is from in the gift itself?
My Germanness will probably be very noticeable anyway, whether I record or write something.
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby sunglasses » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:02 pm

Piter Lauchy wrote:I have a question: Are we allowed to reveal who the gift is from in the gift itself?
My Germanness will probably be very noticeable anyway, whether I record or write something.


You will be giving the gift to me, then I shall be delivering it.

If, after the giftee makes the almost obligatory post sharing what they've received or discussed it, you may contact them if you wish. Or publicly claim it. but until they have seen it, it must be secret. Revealing yourself before then is VERBOTEN.
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby sunglasses » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:20 pm

So far the assistant volunteer elves are:

1. Piter
2. Jamish
3. Greg
4. Oz
5. Maxxxxxxxx
6. Maps
7. Tess

We need moar elves plz.
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby 52xMax » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:34 pm

I'm gonna say the same thing that Kelly from accounting said in the office Christmas party after a few drinks.

Sure, what the hell?

Just a warning, It might take me a while to get back at whoever's running this thing because I'm gonna be traveling and off the radar for the most part, but as soon as I get notice of who I'm getting I'll start working on it and upload it whenever I find a place with wifi in central Mexico.

I know...Kelly's a bit weird. She's hot, though.
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby Australia » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:45 pm

Kelly's a goldfish, Max. Exactly what drinks were they serving at that party?
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby SilverMaple » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:54 am

I'll try and thaw out my icy excuse for a soul and do this. I apologize in advance for my utter lack of creativity, though.

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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby JamishT » Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:46 am

52xMax wrote:I'm gonna say the same thing that Kelly from accounting said in the office Christmas party after a few drinks.


Oh man, I totally forgot about Kelly from accounting! I guess that night wasn't actually that special...
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Re: Secret Santa 2016: The Santa-ing

Postby sunglasses » Tue Dec 20, 2016 5:32 pm

I feel so empty. Hold me, hot chocolate. Hold me tight.
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Also, one day left to sign up.

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