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HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby JamishT » Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:37 am

HATE WEEK 2016 MOTHERFUCKERS
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It's almost that time, you goddamn idiot, but first, I need you all of you shit sippers to sign up so I can pair you up according to quantity and/or quality of the shit you sip. It's gonna be a lot of fun for you all, and even for me to watch you slop around like a bunch of pigs that are missing key chromosomes, SO SIGN UP, FUCKCARROTS.

Wait what's Hate Week? Why are you being so mean?

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I'll answer the last question first, but don't let that confuse you too much, you colon scraping. I'm being super mean and hateful right now, because I will not be participating in Hate Week this time (well maybe in the General Hate Thread [GHT]). Now what is this Hate Week I speak of?
Hate Week is a week, dummy. In this week participants will be combining whimsy, hatred, comedy, malice, creativity, and poison, and sloshing it around like buckets of dolphin semen. You'll each be paired up with someone (at random, nothing to do with shit sipping), and you two will go at each other like a pair of Michael Vick's dogs. There will also be the General Hate Thread (GHT), where people who don't want to get paired up with someone for whatever stupid reason can slobber out some hatred on whoever wants to join in. Try not to drool too much, loser burgers.

Okay, you're still being super mean about this, just give it to me straight!

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What if I want to give it to you gay? OKAY OKAY, fine. Here's the salient points you need to know:

1. Hate Week is not meant to be a place to get your actual hatred for someone out. If you legitimately hate someone, message me so I don't pair you up, because we don't want actual hatred. That's really no fun, and the whole point of Hate Week is fun.

2. Hate Week will be JULY 29-AUGUST 5th. Any Hate Week posts outside of those dates are invalid and deeply frowned upon.

3. YOU MUST SIGN UP BY JULY 26

4. Sign up in this thread, and include any areas/topics that are off limits.

5.If your partner crosses a line you have options. You could respond with colored text (it doesn't matter what color) to let your partner know that a line was crossed (best used when the line crossing wasn't malicious or whatever), or PM your partner. In all cases, PM me, and feel free to let that be your only action. I will absolutely deal with line-crossings for you, no questions asked.

6. Reiterating the point of 5, if your partner has an off limits area/topic, don't be a vile ass and poke at that area/topic anyway. That is completely uncool without exception. If your partner (and/or I) lets you know you crossed a line, act like an adult and own it, apologize, and move on.

7. Examples of Hate Week posts from the past can be found in The Ghosts Of Merriments Past section of the website. Pay special attention to JamesT, HarpingCarp, and DinoVader's content if you're looking for inspiration.

8. Have fun! Be creative! Hate well!

Is there anything else I should know?

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OF COURSE THERE IS, PUCKERNUGGET. Hate Week posts and threads must be properly labeled. All thread titles must include the words "Hate Week" or end with "(HW)". All posts must have a hate week disclaimer at the end, for example:

YOU ALL ARE WILDLY INEPT AT BEING FUNCTIONING HUMANS (HW)

A silly, yet savage, detailing of why you all are awful.

This post brought to you by Hate Week.


Anything else?

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NOW SIGN UP AND GET READY TO HATE!

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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby Piter Lauchy » Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:57 am

I always wondered what exactly this was and, as expected, it's awesome. Sign me up!
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby iMURDAu » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:58 am

Count me in. My limits are that I can barely hurdle a couch and am easily outrun by people 1/3 my age but I can at least reach a lot of top shelves despite being less than 6 feet tall. I don't speak any other languages either so that's probably holding me back. Somewhere, somehow I guess. Idk how long I can hold my breath so I'll update that limit soon. Either that or I'll drown and won't be able to post the results. ;)
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby Australia » Thu Jul 14, 2016 2:04 pm

JamishT wrote:act like an adult

Whoa, woah, woe, since when was that one of the rules? You're not my real mod!

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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby sunglasses » Thu Jul 14, 2016 2:20 pm

Pfft, like any of you are worth a challenge.
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:01 pm

I'm in.
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Postby CarrieVS » Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:09 pm

I hope we don't get investigated by BigBrotherGoDaddy this year.

Sign me up.
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:37 pm

I'm in. I guess. If I must. But don't you go making fun of my gerbils! (Mostly because I have no gerbils.)
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby Revolving Royal » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:16 pm

Ah, the most wonderful time of the year. All of your tears will be delicious, count me in.
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:35 pm

I'm not sure if I'm gonna sign up this year, but I just wanted to suggest an alternate title for this event.

Make GoDaddy Nervous and Suspicious of Us Week.

Doesn't have the same ring to it, but it's far more accurate.
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby Krashlia » Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:24 pm

Can I join? Maybe revive my Add a Verse Universe thread using the power of hate in the process, thus immortalizing the viciousness and anger in the writ of comments section scripture?
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby JamishT » Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:12 pm

Krashlia wrote:Can I join? Maybe revive my Add a Verse Universe thread using the power of hate in the process, thus immortalizing the viciousness and anger in the writ of comments section scripture?


Absolutely!
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby SilverMaple » Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:21 am

I'm going to be otherwise occupied for most of that week, so I'm sadly going to have to sit this one out. Just know that I think you're all so awful that I constantly lurk on here every day purely out of spite towards you miserable creatures. Uh, yeah, that's definitely why I do that. Enjoy yourselves!

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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:47 am

*squeals like JamishT at a Taylor Swift concert makes deep, manly chortles of delight*

I was just wondering when this was happening. Everyone signed up so far is despicable, so it won't be too much of a challenge, but put me on the list anyway.
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Re: HATE WEEK 4 ALL

Postby JamishT » Sun Jul 17, 2016 8:19 am

jbobsully11 wrote:*squeals like JamishT at a Taylor Swift concert makes deep, manly chortles of delight*


How do you know I don't deeply chortle (if I were ever) at a Taylor Swift concert? Hmmmm?
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