I'm in, God knows my mid-February has nothing going on for me.
Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote:Reallifegirl: Is supposedly a girl in real life, but we all know that's false. Gets highest comment roughly 75% of the time, and has never had a single red-thumbed comment. Ever.
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Piter Lauchy wrote:I'd love to participate, but sadly I'm as creative as a brick.
Wishing you guys all the fun, though!
iMURDAu wrote:Marcuse wrote:Ladki96 wrote:Also, I kind of want to know what will happen if an odd number of people signup?
Either someone doubles up and makes two gifts, or a staff member is found who doesn't mind filling in the gaps.
JamishT wrote:VALENTINE'S DAY SECRET CUPID EXCHANGE 2016
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
reallifegirl wrote:I'm in, God knows my mid-February has nothing going on for me.
Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.
(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
jbobsully11 wrote:reallifegirl wrote:I'm in, God knows my mid-February has nothing going on for me.
How about having an Anti-Valentine's Day? Get some discounted candy on the 15th, stay in, and watch a crappy horror movie.
Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote:Reallifegirl: Is supposedly a girl in real life, but we all know that's false. Gets highest comment roughly 75% of the time, and has never had a single red-thumbed comment. Ever.
reallifegirl wrote:jbobsully11 wrote:reallifegirl wrote:I'm in, God knows my mid-February has nothing going on for me.
How about having an Anti-Valentine's Day? Get some discounted candy on the 15th, stay in, and watch a crappy horror movie.
Sounds good to me, though I'll add it on top of Galentine's Day, which is where a bunch of single women get brunch on Valentine's Day and get absolutely plastered on mimosas. It's fun.
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