Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

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Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby JamishT » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:01 am

VALENTINE'S DAY SECRET CUPID EXCHANGE 2016




Hey hey hey, it's almost Valentine's day! Whether or not you have an actual human to celebrate with (and if you do, WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU), there's something creepily fun about getting an electronic declaration of love from an anonymous person on the Internet! Right? Right?

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So! It's simple really, sign up by posting in this thread by February 8, and then await a PM from me (or possibly another Mod) with the name of your randomly selected Cupid-ee (aka, the recipient of your gift)! You will then need to make something for that person (be it a poem, slideshow, song, flash mob extravaganza, etc) by absolutely no later than February 13th. On the 14th, you will receive gift from your Secret Cupid via PM!

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FAQs:

How do I submit my gift? Soundcloud, Dropbox, Google Drive, email, and good ol' PMs. I will do everything in my power to keep your anonymity (and virginity, if applicable) intact.

Can I ask who was my Secret Cupid? I mean, I guess you can, but that doesn't mean they are under any obligation to reveal themselves.

I have no idea what to make for my Cupid-ee! Help! Well, if they posted in this thread you could start there. Otherwise, uh...stalk the heck out of their previous posts and go with your gut. By that I mean listen to your intuition, don't send a picture of your belly.

TIME IS ALMOST UP AND I AM NEVER GOING TO FINISH! WHAT DO I DO? Well first of all, I'm no doctor who deals with orgasms, that's up to Doc Logan and/or Dr. Ambiguous...wait, no, they don't know about that either. But really, let me know as soon as you know that to be the case and I will cover for you (or get a prostitute mercenary willing member to do it).

I have other questions! Shoot me a PM, and I'll fire a response back as soon as I can!

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PARTICIPANTS SO FAR:
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby sunglasses » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:04 pm

fine. I give you my heart.

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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Australia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:31 pm

Ugh, love?
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Fine, I guess. But don't expect it to be genuine. If it's better than a Grown-Ups 2 DVD, you'll know I tolerate you.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Knicholas » Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:51 am

All right. Sign me up.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby skooma » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:33 am

Are there examples we can go by? I'm nervous about impending lameness.

And also find it right that it just says image where Sunny's heart should be.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby JamishT » Sun Jan 31, 2016 3:12 am

skooma wrote:Are there examples we can go by? I'm nervous about impending lameness.

And also find it right that it just says image where Sunny's heart should be.


Here's last year's thread, it should give some ideas!

http://thecommentsection.org/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=5287
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Ladki96 » Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:24 am

Well, I was upset about missing Secret Santa. So count me in! Although, I am more than sure that what I gift won't be as awesome as what I will receive! :/ Also, I kind of want to know what will happen if an odd number of people signup?
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Bromo » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:08 am

February 8th is my birthday! I hope I'm not unintentionally signing up for this shindig. I just wanted to declare my birthday's coming up (in case y'all forgot). If I accidentally did sell my soul to Cupid, I'll just draw one of you guys like one of my French girls.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Marcuse » Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:01 pm

Ladki96 wrote:Also, I kind of want to know what will happen if an odd number of people signup?


Either someone doubles up and makes two gifts, or a staff member is found who doesn't mind filling in the gaps.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Revolving Royal » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:15 pm

Sign me up, Valentines TCS style is going to be fun.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby gregfrankenstein » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:30 pm

Count me in and I'll try to learn how feelings work.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:09 pm

I suppose I'm in. Worst-case scenario, I'll just draw something in Paint that says "At least one person in the world doesn't hate you too much possibly!" It sounds like fun.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Kate » Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:13 am

It doesn't actually matter if an odd number of people sign up for this one! Everyone has a random recipient, no one is doubled up, usually (though it is possible that the person you are giving a gift to is the one giving a gift to you, that is unlikely). I'll give you a quick example of how it works:
JamishT, sunglasses, and Kate sign up.

JamishT -> Kate
Kate -> sunglasses
sunglasses -> JamishT

Everyone gets a gift, everyone gives a gift. The more participants, the better things generally are because it's fun! But conceivably, we could have it be secret with as few as 4 people (if there are only three people, you can work out who gave a gift to you because you know it's the person you didn't get a gift for).
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Bromo » Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:12 am

What happens if a gift is intended to be for you, Jamish? How will we remain anonymous then? (N-not like I have any feelings for you. BAAAKA!)
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:23 pm

Marcuse wrote:
Ladki96 wrote:Also, I kind of want to know what will happen if an odd number of people signup?


Either someone doubles up and makes two gifts, or a staff member is found who doesn't mind filling in the gaps.


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