Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, yes?

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Saturday September 5th 12 noon EDT
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Saturday September 5th 2pm EDT
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Saturday September 5th 5pm EDT
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Saturday September 5th 7pm EDT
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:09 pm

New strategy. Use the available information provided by the entire internet, listen to my gut instinct, pick the best matchups for offensive players, and then do the exact opposite when picking who to play. I lost last week because I left all my points on the bench, I'm going down the same path this week, I'd like to blame my poor drafting for my lack of success but nooooooo. This is becoming an exercise in FML. But its okay. Life could be worse. I could be a Dolphins or Texans fan.
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Nov 02, 2015 5:17 am

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^ Yeah wow I might lose because of this and my "leave 15+ points on the bench" strategy.
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby ghijkmnop » Mon Nov 02, 2015 5:44 am

Too bad you had to leave Eli on the bench, but at least nobody else had him...right?
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Nov 02, 2015 2:56 pm

ghijkmnop wrote:Too bad you had to leave Eli on the bench, but at least nobody else had him...right?


Lawrence Chesty Lions had both Eli Manning and Drew Brees on the roster so.... yeah. Thankfully you can only play one at a time.
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby sunglasses » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:50 pm

I am sorry I have not kept up with posting interesting quips each week.

I have been a bit busy.

I am sorry.
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby JamishT » Mon Nov 02, 2015 6:46 pm

sunglasses wrote:I am sorry I have not kept up with posting interesting quips each week.

I have been a bit busy.

I am sorry.



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But really, it's totally fine!
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby sunglasses » Mon Nov 02, 2015 7:21 pm

You say it's fine but post one of the most depressing gifs ever.

Is this because we made fun of you during the draft?
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby JamishT » Mon Nov 02, 2015 7:40 pm

Well looking at my season so far, the ridicule was well deserved!
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby sunglasses » Mon Nov 02, 2015 7:47 pm

Oh, now is the time to tell you that if you end the season with the least total points you have to get a tattoo of either:
1. a plate of nachos
2. a piece of pizza
3. Bacon in the form of an x

on your left butt cheek.


Hmmm, what's that?

Fine, yes it can be a temporary tattoo.
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby Mr.FishFace » Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:24 am

I'm finally at the place I expected to be based off of my draft: 4-4 on a 3L streak.
I think my players just decided to die on me after three weeks.
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:58 pm

What I don't get is how people can do this for money. I'd be nauseous 24/7 if money was on the line. Way too many variables.
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby sunglasses » Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:58 pm

I have done it for money and while I have won it is horribly nauseating. It's why I won't watch the games until they're done. I've gotten very, uh, loud.
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:32 am

Two more of my players are out for the season injured, including Leveon Bell whose loss I will really feel. And this week I have five players on bye.
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:52 pm

Holy shit. If LaChaise didn't start an injured player and a player whose team didn't play this week I would've lost again! I still almost lost!

My recent strategy of "Flacco is my QB from here out" at this moment looks exactly like:
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Re: Fantasy Football 3-Third time is certainly the charm, ye

Postby ghijkmnop » Tue Nov 24, 2015 1:37 am

Don't feel bad-- I left nearly 80 fucking points on my bench this week.

AAAAAARGH!
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