Great news, more vacation from TCS!

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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby CarrieVS » Mon May 11, 2015 8:49 am

CarrieVS wrote:I'm going to pretend that the reason my work's internet proxy still won't update the cached DNS after the last change is because Sitegrounds are awful. And that I might be able to get on TCS on my work computer again after this change.



It works!

*bites Sitegrounds' ankles*
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Mon May 11, 2015 2:45 pm

escott is aviel's dad? But I thought that his father's name was E. Scott... wait:

escott

E. Scott

OH MY GOODNESS!!! IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!

Hello and welcome, Mr. Aviel's dad!
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby sunglasses » Mon May 11, 2015 2:48 pm

Oh god, aviel's dad is on the forum?! QUICK! EVERYONE STOP MAKING FUN OF HIS DA-oh wait. We never did that, actually.

Now I feel like we've missed a huge opportunity.
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby Australia » Mon May 11, 2015 4:06 pm

I sincerely hope Bert's mum never signs up. Although...

*matchmaking senses tingle*
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby escott » Mon May 11, 2015 6:26 pm

sunglasses wrote:Oh god, aviel's dad is on the forum?! QUICK! EVERYONE STOP MAKING FUN OF HIS DA-oh wait. We never did that, actually.

Now I feel like we've missed a huge opportunity.


Don't worry. Being nearly old enough to receive the senior discount at Denny's, I tend to go to bed early. And have a job and stuff. There's plenty of time to make fun of me, which will surely result in no problems at all later in life because it's not like karma is a bitch or anything.

Now get off my lawn.
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby AdricDePsycho » Mon May 11, 2015 6:56 pm

Hello old man, I'm AdricDePsycho, I'm 17 years old, and I'm an adorable psychopath.
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby Andropov4 » Mon May 11, 2015 7:43 pm

escott wrote:Now get off my lawn.


Nice try, but this here's our turf.






Also, there isn't actually any turf here, so to speak. More like a dirt patch with some stray blades of grass. Somebody should really start trying to take care of this place.
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon May 11, 2015 8:23 pm

Andropov4 wrote:Somebody should really start trying to take care of this place.


...says the man whose underwear is hanging from the mailbox flag!
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby iMURDAu » Mon May 11, 2015 8:29 pm

I think we should hire this guy. He's cross-bred Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia and it should work for our patch quite well.
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby escott » Tue May 12, 2015 12:49 am

AdricDePsycho wrote:Hello old man, I'm AdricDePsycho, I'm 17 years old, and I'm an adorable psychopath.


Aren't you just though.
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby escott » Tue May 12, 2015 12:50 am

Andropov4 wrote:
escott wrote:Now get off my lawn.


Nice try, but this here's our turf.






Also, there isn't actually any turf here, so to speak. More like a dirt patch with some stray blades of grass. Somebody should really start trying to take care of this place.



See, that's the difference. As an old guy, I have gardeners.
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby AdricDePsycho » Tue May 12, 2015 2:17 pm

escott wrote:
Andropov4 wrote:
escott wrote:Now get off my lawn.


Nice try, but this here's our turf.






Also, there isn't actually any turf here, so to speak. More like a dirt patch with some stray blades of grass. Somebody should really start trying to take care of this place.



See, that's the difference. As an old guy, I have gardeners.

And I bet they're all Mexican...


I'm allowed to make that joke, I'm half-Mexican on my father's side
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby max_user_connections » Tue May 12, 2015 3:51 pm

Thwarted again.


I'll be back, I swear, you can run but you can't hide! You can't defeat me this easily! wherever you go, I'll be following, waiting. I will find a way. I WILL FIND A WAY!!!!!
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby Learned Nand » Tue May 12, 2015 6:08 pm

Yeah, I don't think we'll be seeing any of Max around for a while. On bluehost we'd hit a max user connections error with as few as 15 simultaneous users attempting to access the database. Now it would require 200 simultaneous attempts to access.
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Re: Great news, more vacation from TCS!

Postby Australia » Tue May 12, 2015 6:22 pm

Challenge accepted!
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