Here's the deal. I have here a picture of a turkey.
I will also personally draw a hand-turkey for the winner and send you a picture of said hand-turkey for your exclusive avatar, because I make really good hand turkeys. Really, I've got the big box of Crayola crayons.
I've named him Eric. You take Eric and, using your awesome photoshop or Paint skills, disguise him so that he can survive the upcoming weeks. The best disguise, as per the judgement of thumbs-up count, will receive the reward of more thumbs-up than anyone else in the thread gets. (Also, if any folk with real power to give awards deem it worthwhile, maybe a real reward.)