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Save a Turkey

Postby LaoWai » Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:56 pm

Here's the deal. I have here a picture of a turkey.
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I've named him Eric. You take Eric and, using your awesome photoshop or Paint skills, disguise him so that he can survive the upcoming weeks. The best disguise, as per the judgement of thumbs-up count, will receive the reward of more thumbs-up than anyone else in the thread gets. (Also, if any folk with real power to give awards deem it worthwhile, maybe a real reward.)

I will also personally draw a hand-turkey for the winner and send you a picture of said hand-turkey for your exclusive avatar, because I make really good hand turkeys. Really, I've got the big box of Crayola crayons.
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:26 pm

Here's my entry:
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby sunglasses » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:42 pm

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So stylish
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Mine is cross dressing.
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby ButtChocolate » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:47 pm

My submission was the only turkey in human history to ever survive Thanksgiving on the Predator planet:

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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby HarpingCarp » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:48 pm

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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby HarpingCarp » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:54 pm

Sorry, double post! I made another one.

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Frankly my dear, I don't give a cluck.
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Also, I can offer colourful pink names and the Champion title for the eventual winner of this contest!
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby JamesT » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:44 pm

Wowza, look at them gams.
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:52 pm

Eric is disguised as ... a turkey!

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(As you can tell by the date format, he's not in America, so he doesn't have to worry about Thanksgiving)
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby LaoWai » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:03 pm

HarpingCarp wrote:Also, I can offer promise colourful pink names and the Champion title for the eventual winner of this contest!

OK, so there's a real reward on the table. Plus, my offer of a hand-turkey still stands; the hand-turkey will be based upon the winning turkey itself.*

*In the event Butts' predaturkey wins, it may take some time to figure out just how the hell to do that with crayons, but it'll get done eventually, however poorly.
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:18 pm

What's a hand-turkey? Or would I prefer not to know?
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:28 pm

You know, like when you trace your hand and then make it a turkey? It's not that. A hand turkey is exactly what it sounds like. A turkey with hands.

HUMAN HANDS.
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:42 pm

We don't do that. Because that is not what turkeys look like.
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby LaoWai » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:47 pm

Put your hand on a piece of paper. Trace around each of your fingers and your thumb, then round out the bottom (where your wrist gets in the way). Tack on two goofy turkey legs, then color in the feathers (fingers) and head (thumb). That's a hand-turkey. It's not what a turkey looks like, but it's what a hand-turkey looks like.
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:04 pm

"We" don't do that, she says.

You guys seriously underestimate the shittiness of my Photoshop skillz, but anyway, being as his name is Eric, what better disguise than a Bearjew costume?

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He was going to get the grizzly nose/ears combo, but the polar bear was on sale, and came with bonus legs! One can never be too careful when one is about to be ritually slaughtered and eaten.
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Re: Save a Turkey

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:09 pm

By "we", I mean the English. You know - real people.
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