So, cheque it out. We want you to write a bad-ass epitaph. For example, here is one I wrote for JT:
"He died as he lived. On fire."
It can be about a member, or yourself, or anything/anyone at all. Just make it awesome.
Write an epitaph for a meme, or a corporation, or a flavour of milkshake. Man, I don't care.
Winner gets a temp pink username and INSTANT 15 rep.
THE STAKES ARE HIGH.
(The contest will go on for...a couple of beards, and won't be based on rep, but on a poll at the end. The end of..whenever I feel like it. No limit on entries.)