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Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby JamishT » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:14 am

HO HO HO, MUELLER FOLKERS
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Twas like two weeks before Christmas,
And all through the House,
Not a bill was voted on,
Not even to ban FurryCon.

Over in the Senate,
The Gang of 8 were locked
Over who would buy lunch
And who Mitch would punch

In the White House, of course
The staff scurried in preparation
With paper shredders and magnets
Attempting to escape the dragnets

But in a hidden basement of a black site
A group of weirdos were gathered
To prepare for a great Christmas
The secret agency was christened "TCS"


It's the most wonderful, thumbs-filled time of year! Sign up! Sign up! Give an internet friend an internet present! Get an internet gift from an internet friend! BUT YOU WON'T KNOW WHO GAVE YOU THAT GIFT UNLESS YOU HAVE SUBPOENA POWERS.

We've been placed under a bit of a time limit, because that's just how it works in secret levels of the government. The Orders say that you must sign up by 18th of December, to give plenty of time for making and distributing gifts. If you don't, the spooks are gonna waterboard you in a helicopter!

NICE LIST:

SlayerGoddess
Ladki
Australia
Jbob
Nathan (f*** the police)
Tesseracts
iMURDAu
Pedgerow
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby SlayerGoddess » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:50 am

I'm in. Being waterboarded would just ruin my whole weekend.
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby Ladki96 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:30 pm

Sure, put me in :)
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby Australia » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:57 pm

Jingle me in.

Yes, that's a decade-old Scrubs reference with a deliberate typo to give it a Xmas theme and that's exactly the level of creativity you can expect from my gift.
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:59 pm

I’m in. What’s the worst that could happen? he asked, as the universe cackled ominously...
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby NathanLoiselle » Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:21 am

I would but the police say releasing bees upon the populace is not a present full of christmas cheer.
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby Tesseracts » Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:18 am

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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:57 pm

Sure why not?

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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby sunglasses » Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:44 pm

For obvious reasons, I'm not commited yet. Maybe.
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby Pedgerow » Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:21 am

I'll join! I've never done one of these before, so it'll probably be terrible; please assign me to the absolute worst person who is participating.
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby JamishT » Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:41 am

Assignments are out! Have fun and go wild, y'all!
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby Pedgerow » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:31 am

Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you have all had a wonderful day. By the way, how did all this work last year? When did gifts arrive? N-not that I keep coming back to check if mine has been delivered by Forum Santa yet or anything.
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby JamishT » Wed Dec 26, 2018 2:09 am

Santa is waiting for all gifts to come in so that no one is left out
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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby JamishT » Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:10 am

Double post to announce that all gifts have been delivered!

Due to the bureaucratic nightmare that is our government, the gifts did not arrive on time. For that Uncle Sam is sorry, but Big Brother is not.

Feel free to post your gifts in this thread, and if you want to out your identity as a Top Secret Santa, go ahead!

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Re: Top Secret Santa 2018

Postby Ladki96 » Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:30 am

My lovely Santa is a terrible, terrible liar :P

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{{{{Carrie, Marcuse, Kivutar, Kate, Lemons, Nudge, Funk, Scarik, Roo, Sunny, Kleiner and every other roleplaying TCSer I'm lazily forgetting 'cause believe me they're all better than me!}}}}

{{{{{Secret Santa}}}}} Thank you though <3 hope you had a Merry Christmas and will have a Happy New Year as well, and Merry Christmas to the Roleplaying Squad! I'm not sure who my guy/gal is, so all of you get ratings!
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