Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

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Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby JamishT » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:49 am

Static crackles as you slowly turn the knob on your stereo. Bits of music and speech briefly break through, only to be lost into the audio void. Suddenly a clear voice is heard, and you paused to decipher what station you have reached.

"From NPR News in Washington, I'm Jack Speer. The Department of Comment Sections is preparing for Hate Week. Spokesperson JamishT has sent out invitations to all who eligible, and predicts that this year will be highly successful. On the news, the Dow Jones Industrial surged 200 points. Republican Senator Ben Sasse of Nebraska has introduced a bill making it illegal drill for oil in..."

Your breath catches in your throat, making you feel like Bert's mother on any given night. You rush to your mailbox, and there it is. A simple envelope, containing a simple invitation from me. Also there's a hologram of the video, somehow, because in this 2018, paper letters can contain those.


WELCOME TO HATE WEEK 2018



That's right, it's time for Hate Week! For those who don't know, Hate Week is based on having fun. It's about coming up with the most creative insults, conspiracy theories, and imaginary slander you can, while another forum member does it back. It's all in good fun, so there's no reason to actually be mean or be concerned that your feelings will be hurt.

Sign ups will be open until midnight (Central Time) AUGUST 14th. That's right, a week for you decide to do the right thing and sign up! At some point that night, I will message you the name of your partner. That is who you will be "hating" on for Hate Week!

Hate Week will be AUGUST 17-24th, that's a Friday to Friday, because weeks start on Friday now!

RULES AND GUIDELINES:

1. Don't be serious. This isn't the time for you to lash out at your partner and make them feel bad about themselves. Be silly, creative, and mischievous.
2. Don't hate on people that aren't involved, unless they post in the General Hate thread (and even then, limit your hating on them to that specific thread).
3. Respect your partner. If they (or a Mod) tell you that you went too far, apologize and dial it back a bit or try another angle. Respect your partner enough to speak up if you become uncomfortable. If that speaking up is just PMing me or another Mod, that's perfectly acceptable.
4. Label all posts and threads. Thread titles must end with "(HW)" and posts must have the following disclaimer at the end:

"This post is brought to you by Hate Week"

5. HAVE FUN!

The list of Haters:
iSLIGHTLYINJUREu
IamTotesCreepo
New Zealand
Deathclaw_Victim
Nathan
Eat Your Lunchy
HipsterFrames
Excuse
Loviatar (had to Google that one)
Spate
SmellMCustomers
Messeracts
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby Krashlia » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:30 am

http://thecommentsection.org/viewtopic.php?f=42&t=8452&hilit=+Universe

Thats the link to my add a verse universe, which will be available as a Hate Arena for those Priestly Haters out there.
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:35 pm

Sign me up!

I'm too lazy to do it myself.
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby IamNotCreepy » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:34 pm

I am definitely in. Hopefully I'll have a better partner this time than RLG. Man, she was the worst.



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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby Australia » Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:28 pm

Phew, I was starting to think I wouldn't have a place to vent my endless rage this year because I'll be gone for three weeks in September but this is just before I go so I'll be able to murder someone's reputation and ego before fleeing the country, assuming my partner's counter-attacks don't get me put on a no-fly list.

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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:37 pm

Bring it!
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:20 pm

Augh! I hate all of you! It's like you don't understand, Bert's mom! It's art! Augh!!


Yeah, I guess I'm in.
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby Piter Lauchy » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:53 pm

Man, I'm not sure if I'm ready for this kind of commitment. I mean, what if I get an entirely lovable partner, like... like... uh... okay, I'm in.

Also, I want to see how you manage to hatify my glorious username, Lame-ishD. Aw yeah, totally nailed that one as if it were Bert's mom.

"Hate Week 'n shit"
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby IamNotCreepy » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:15 pm

Piter Lauchy wrote:Man, I'm not sure if I'm ready for this kind of commitment. I mean, what if I get an entirely lovable partner, like... like... uh... okay, I'm in.

Also, I want to see how you manage to hatify my glorious username, Lame-ishD. Aw yeah, totally nailed that one as if it were Bert's mom.

"Hate Week 'n shit"


I love that just calling him "Nathan" is about as bad of insult as you can make.
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby sunglasses » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:51 am

Yeah, ok
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby Marcuse » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:38 pm

0/10 not enough hats.

I'm in.
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby iMURDAu » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:25 pm

I deserve all the best hate week has to offer simply by virtue of me being the only one to comment on InfoTroyer's Hate Week video. And I didn't even say "First!".
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby Kivutar » Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:43 am

Count me in!

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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby cmsellers » Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:48 am

I will do it if that would result in an even number of people when signups close.
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Re: Hate Week: 2018 (or: How You Learned To Stop Loving)

Postby JamishT » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:49 pm

Hey y'all! You have a few hours left to sign up! GET SIGNED!
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