Robocall Strike Force
Not sure why all these strange numbers are calling you?
Ever get an sms that just didn't make no sense?
Was that the 4th voicemail this week asking about selling your timeshares?
The Robocall Strike Force will answer these hypotheticals and more! People that employ autodialers will be tarred, feathered, have their ears pierced, and shins kicked really, really hard. They will be forced to wander the desert for 8 nights and if they survive, oh if they survive..
The Robocall Strike Force hopes to have definitive plans for how it will create and implement its anti-robocall technology by October 19.
Shit! That's only going to give people time to come up with arguments like how its kind of anti-free speech if we're banning annoying recordings.