Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby jbobsully11 » Mon Sep 12, 2016 3:20 am

FaceTheCitizen wrote:
cmsellers wrote:BRB. I need to go rape an old lady, defraud a baby, and remove the vocal chords of an annoying acquaintance.


Six week sentence.

Let's not go overboard.



A stern talking to should get the point across well enough, don't you think?
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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby Australia » Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:40 pm

FaceTheCitizen wrote:
cmsellers wrote:BRB. I need to go rape an old lady, defraud a baby, and remove the vocal chords of an annoying acquaintance.


Six week sentence.

I hate to be a grammar nazi but I believe you mean "two weak sentences".
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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby cmsellers » Mon Sep 12, 2016 10:11 pm

jbobsully11 wrote:
FaceTheCitizen wrote:Six week sentence.

Let's not go overboard.



A stern talking to should get the point across well enough, don't you think?

Seller's mother wrote:To the Honorable Judge Jorbert Sully,

This ordeal has been intensely trying for my dear, innocent son. He now sleeps only twelve hours a day, and I often see him awake during daylight hours. He seems no longer to derive pleasure from such ordinary activities as vivisecting puppies and pushing cripples into the street. The other day, I watched him taunting orphans about their familial deficiencies, and I swear he was just going through the motions. I bought him a $10 bar of chocolate; not only did he not complain that it wasn't the $30 bar, he ate less than half of it in one sitting. He's barely 300 pounds and I worry he will wither away to nothing.

Now I hear that you propose to give him a stern talking to. My dear young Mulberry has never handled sternness, and I fear it will destroy what little of him there is left. And this is even before the stigma of a criminal conviction, which will make it almost as difficult for him to find a job as if he were a colored. Please Judge Sully, if there is any compassion in you, give him a reminder that boys need to be boys, and help him understand that while that is no excuse for not skirting the law on its correct side, he will strive to do better in the future.

The suffering he's been through in being caught, tried, and prosecuted for a bit of youthful exuberance is all out of proportion to the offenses he committed and I beg you not to further ruin his life merely because he and his friends let the games they were playing get a little out of hand. If you agree to reduce his sentence to a wink and a smile and to seal and expunge his conviction, he has pledged not just to ensure that he isn't caught committing prosecutable actions in the future, but also that he will seek to educate other young men from similar backgrounds on how to do the same.

Thank you,
Ms. M. C. Sellers, Esq.
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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:30 am

Oh boy.

Looks like he's trying to make his sentence even more lenient, and he's using stupid arguments like "I didn't rape her by a dumpster, it was actually by trees."
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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby KleinerKiller » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:36 am

Tesseracts wrote:Oh boy.


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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby DamianaRaven » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:42 am

Isn't there some way for this maneuver to bite him in the ass? Like, what if they give him another trial and convict him again - can he then be sentenced to six years? I will go out and seed some good karma so that I can EARN this wish!
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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:42 am

Judge Aaron Persky has been recalled.
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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby cmsellers » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:40 am

Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:Judge Aaron Persky has been recalled.

I'm torn.
On one hand, I hate judicial elections.
On the other hand, good fucking riddance.
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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby Crimson847 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:52 am

No kidding. It wasn't even a one-time error of judgment for him.


For the campaign, though, it goes beyond Turner. On its website, it lists several other cases in which, according to the campaign, Persky “appeared to favor athletes and other relatively privileged individuals accused of sex crimes or violence against women.”

One of those other cases, reported by Katie Baker at BuzzFeed, has drawn criticism even from some of Persky’s biggest supporters.

In 2015, Ikaika Gunderson, 21, beat and choked his ex-girlfriend, confessed to police, and “three months later pleaded no contest to a felony count of domestic violence,” according to Baker.

Instead of giving Gunderson prison time — potentially up to four years — Persky cut him a break. He delayed sentencing for more than a year to give Gunderson a chance to attend the University of Hawaii and play football, as he’d always dreamed of. At the end of the year, Persky said he’d reevaluate the charges against Gunderson if he completed, among other requirements, a domestic violence program. This was very unusual and may have violated federal law that puts restrictions on where offenders can move out of state, Baker noted.

Persky, however, didn’t have Gunderson monitored. Within a year, Gunderson failed to meet requirements in the agreement (including part of the domestic violence program), dropped out of the University of Hawaii, and was arrested for another domestic violence charge in Washington state when he allegedly punched his father.

Retired Judge LaDoris Cordell, who’s appeared on national news outlets typically defending Persky, said that “[t]here are so many problems with how this case was handled that I’m not even sure where to start.”


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Re: Convicted rapist sentenced to 6 months in prison

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:06 pm

At what point is an odd rationalization a legitimate cause for suspicion?
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