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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby sunglasses » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:38 pm

Alabama still plans to officiate or whatever the term is, Doug Jones, and seem to scoff at Moore's notion that blacks were bused in to vote.

It's especially a ridiculous notion as Alabama requires a valid Alabama license or ID to vote. So, yeah.

And the initial video people keep citing was from a satire site.
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby Aquila89 » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:05 pm

Moore cited some great experts in jis lawsuit.

The experts came to the case with baggage of their own. James Condit Jr., one of the election analysts who signed an affidavit on behalf of Moore’s campaign, has written and spoken about “Zionist” control of world politics, and alleged an Israeli role in the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. Richard Charnin, who provided the court with an argument that there was just enough possible fraud to swing the election, claimed to have “mathematically” proven a conspiracy behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy.


What will his Jew attorney think about that?
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:55 pm

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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby cmsellers » Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:39 pm

Aquila89 wrote:What will his Jew attorney think about that?

If he's a real Jew, he won't care as long as he gets paid.

Incidentally, Taluun yesterday introduced me to two Japanese men who raped and murdered little girls, and putting them together with the pedophile serial killers I already knew of I realized there's a pattern: they're all kind of funny-looking, especially around the eyes.

In looking at a picture of Moore today I realized that Moore fits that pattern, which means that either pedophiles in general look funny, or Roy Moore is secretly a serial killer. I'm not saying whether he is or isn't, that's for the good people of Alabama to decide, but I have made this nice montage for y'all.

Note that in honor of Judge Moore's strong moral convictions, I've only included pictures of men who raped and murdered little girls; I wouldn't dream of suggesting that Moore is a homosexual.

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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby cmsellers » Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:25 pm

Random, Roy Moore-related thought:

I want to make a musical about his life while he's still alive, both to watch his reaction, and because his reaction will definitely generate free advertising.

The music would be a mix of gospel, rockabilly, and real country, with such song titles as "Young Girl (Get Out of Your Pants)," and "It's Alright (If You're White)," and "Johnny (Hinckley) B. Goode."
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby SandTea » Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:34 pm

cmsellers wrote:Random, Roy Moore-related thought...


What about Moore playing Brad Majors in Rocky Horror Picture Show?
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby DamianaRaven » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:24 pm

Oh, he knows. He just genuinely and sincerely believes that they're all too busy smoking crack, raping white women (or conversely, falsely accusing white men of raping them), and playing basketball to even learn how to vote, much less show up at the polls.
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby sunglasses » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:47 pm

Nah, he thought they counted for 3/5th of a vote
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby DamianaRaven » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:59 pm

You really think he's that good at math?
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby Cobra-D » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:33 pm

You know I just wanted to be done with this thread and move on but Moore of the gif that keeps on giving. So everyone here remembers when Moore's wife cam on stage the day before the election and said that Moore couldn't be an anti-Semite because they have a Jewish lawyer(I know, I'm surprise that didn't get him elected either)? Well it turns out that one Jewish lawyer they have or I guess had not only voted for Jones but also help raise money for him too. Truly this is a great ending to a story.
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:36 am

This is a fucked-up development. Apparently, the house of Mr. Moore's accuser has been set on fire. They say it's not related to that whole brouhaha, but the timing is pretty suspect here.
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby cmsellers » Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:58 am

Cobra-D wrote:You know I just wanted to be done with this thread and move on but Moore of the gif that keeps on giving. So everyone here remembers when Moore's wife cam on stage the day before the election and said that Moore couldn't be an anti-Semite because they have a Jewish lawyer(I know, I'm surprise that didn't get him elected either)? Well it turns out that one Jewish lawyer they have or I guess had not only voted for Jones but also help raise money for him too. Truly this is a great ending to a story.

Saying "I'm not an anti-semite, I have a Jewish lawyer" is a bit like saying "I'm not a homophobe, I have a gay hairdresser," or "I'm not a racist, I have a Mexican nanny."
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:04 am

cmsellers wrote:Saying "I'm not an anti-semite, I have a Jewish lawyer" is a bit like saying "I'm not a homophobe, I have a gay hairdresser," or "I'm not a racist, I have a Mexican nanny."


Don't be ridiculous. Roy Moore would never claim he accepts gay people.
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Re: Roy Moore's revolving door

Postby Aquila89 » Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:51 pm

Roy Moore announced that he's running for Senate again in 2020.

Can he do the impossible and get Doug Jones reelected?
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