sunglasses wrote:Some
transmen have pointed out that because (as per the NC law) their birth certificate says 'female' they'd have to use the women's restroom-even if they have a fabulous
beard. They rightly pointed out that the legislature often forgets about them and they doubted that this is what they intended. Good points, I thought.
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Oh no you don't. NOT TODAY!
If anyone is molesting my wife in a public bathroom, ITS GONNA BE ME! MOVE!
(Shoves guy aside, boldly walks into bathroom)
Wife (that I totally have since I'm a totally married man):... what the- The Hell! Give me a break I'm in the bathroom! Can I piss in peace?!
Krashlia: No, dangit Marlene. I'm in here to save our marriage!
Wife: You are killing our marriage. THIS is killing our marriage!
Krashlia: Well if there isn't a world where I could whip it out in front of my spouse, when she reasonably expects to be alone in the bathroom, before the gays do, I don't know what world I'm living in.
(thrown out of bathroom)
As our protagonist lies on the ground he sheds a single tear, for the world he left behind and the harsh, new one he inhabits now. There is no point in fighting anymore. Its all over now, he thought as he somberly sat up to put away his member, they have won.