Dude, calm down, I'm just expressing my opinion in a dark, snarky, sarcastic manner - sorry if I don't like governments pushing their power more in favor of others and pushing their power more into people's lives; it's how I cope with the 4D reality we live in where saying mean things on the internet will get your door knocked in by the cops in Germany and letting Sweden be okay with a refugee raping someone because
"he has ADHD and didn't understand the word "no".Torture of a black person while saying racist things - Obvious hate crime is obvious
Torture of a white person while saying racist things -
Let's not be hasty here.Deliberately misgender an old person? Not only do you have a criminal record for saying something that might hurt their feelings, but you gotta pay the government, too! Oh man, they must be REAL desperate for taxpayer money! (I'm being sarcastic).
There's more than me outside this forum who will agree with my sentiments - all for equality, but only because we tell them they're still oppressed.
As for the "Well, let's see you come up with a solution", I have no idea if it'd even work, but:
1: It literally takes years to be registered as a U.S. citizen; clear up all the bureaucratic red tape that makes becoming a U.S. citizen extremely difficult (it honestly shouldn't take almost 10 years to be granted citizenship, even if the government has strict guidelines?)
2: Set a time limit for illegals to register for citizenship. If it takes X amount of time for everything to be processed and be granted citizenship, then the state should set up that and then some. I wouldn't know if states with more illegals should get more precedent than those with less as well as illegals who can already speak English having it a wee bit easier, but there's those factors (and probably others that I'm blanking on right now)?
2.5: During this time period, they won't be deported so long as they don't commit any other crimes - get arrested with drug/violent charges and you're out, we gave you a chance.
3: After this set timeframe, those who haven't signed up get deported. Again, we gave you a chance and promised you you won't be deported if you took the steps necessary to start the route to citizenship; don't want to be a citizen of a country, then why are you here?
Again, I have no clue if it'd even work, but hey, I probably did more thinking than most politicians who would rather they just deport them or hide them away a la Underground Railroad: Latino edition (snarky dark humor, don't take it seriously).
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