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Teen tells dad she wants him to be the first to f*ck her?

Postby DoglovingJim » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:56 pm

http://www.timeslive.co.za/world/2015/0 ... ke-love-to

A 18-year-old American woman says she plans to marry her father and have children after dating him for two years.

The teenager told New York Magazine that her romantic relationship with her dad came after they had been estranged for 12 years.

The teenager reportedly said her father reached out to her on Facebook when she was in high school and soon after, she went to stay with him for a week.

She said she realised that she was sexually and romantically attracted to her father after staying with him for five days.

She told him she was a virgin and she wanted him to be the first person she made love to.

The woman told New York Magazine that: "We plan to move to New Jersey where we can be safe under the law, since adult incest isn’t illegal there, and once I’m there I’ll tell everyone."


I guess it would be one of the few cases where calling someone "sugar daddy" in bed actually makes sense?

Jokes aside I'm not really sure how to respond to this article...
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Postby Arkyle » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:59 pm

Yeah, I've got nothing. This is firmly in "eeeeeeeew" territory for me.
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Postby sunglasses » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:13 pm

I got nothing.
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Postby ShuaiGuy » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:15 pm

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Postby Edgar Cabrera » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:16 pm

The original story that it linked... I swear that I read it before.

Besides that, I have nothing.
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Postby Australia » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:23 pm

I've got something nothing.

So who walks her down the aisle in that scenario? Cletus?
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Postby Cobra-D » Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:38 pm

We've all been there at one point or another mirite guys.........no? Oh.....uh never mind then.
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Postby krankittoeleven » Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:04 pm

Man, I was really hoping the article was going to be from The Onion or some such place.
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Postby DamianaRaven » Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:56 pm

Cobra-D wrote:We've all been there at one point or another mirite guys.........no? Oh.....uh never mind then.


You are NOT a wholesome person! :mrgreen:
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Postby Arakiven » Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:19 pm

The woman told New York Magazine that: "We plan to move to New Jersey where we can be safe under the law, since adult incest isn’t illegal there, and once I’m there I’ll tell everyone."


Someone's going to have some very awkward neighbors...
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Postby jbobsully11 » Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:33 pm

Dammit, New Jersey. *moves somewhere else*

That is all.
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Postby FaceTheCitizen » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:32 pm

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Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:36 pm

The woman told New York Magazine that: "We plan to move to New Jersey where we can be safe under the law, since adult incest isn’t illegal there, and once I’m there I’ll tell everyone."


Well that certainly explains the guidos.
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Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:43 pm

I'm kind of weirdly relaxed about same-generation incest in a "live and let live" kind of way, particularly in cases where the siblings were raised apart and met in adulthood. Because they're consenting adults and I don't give a fuck who they fuck. I could even get behind it if the father and daughter had never met until she was an adult. But this situation is just alllllll kinds of messed up.
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