Adam Benjamin Kramer began threatening a waitress during the Dec. 2 incident by pulling the sword in and out of its sheath when she told him he would have to pay for his order of six tacos.
There are so many unanswered questions packed into that one sentence. Those words were assembled by a true master of what-the-fuck-ism'ing; an art form that I had, until just now, assumed was lost.
All that I can say is that Adam Benjamin Kramer should have gone for the quesadillas, and maybe unsheathed the sword only once. Well, that, or gone for
all of the tacos.
Eric, when you run into a campsite in Texas, how do you ask for six tacos? Is there a protocol that you follow, or some sort of guidelines?
A quantum state of signature may or may not be here... you just ruined it.