Colorado State Senator Thinks God Hates the Census.

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Colorado State Senator Thinks God Hates the Census.

Postby tinyrick » Wed May 01, 2019 3:18 pm

https://www.9news.com/video/news/local/ ... D=ref_fark

I know I don't post much. I'm mostly a lurker. But this story got my goat because the 'Book of Numbers' literally begins (In Chapter 1) with GOD DEMANDING MOSES TO TAKE A CENSUS!
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Re: Colorado State Senator Thinks God Hates the Census.

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed May 01, 2019 5:57 pm

Yeah. But that was the old God. He was full of hate and piss and vinegar. The new Lord doesn't like census, which co-incidentally is the only thing he hates as he's full of love and spice and puppy dogs.
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Re: Colorado State Senator Thinks God Hates the Census.

Postby Absentia » Wed May 01, 2019 7:20 pm

I notice that for a lot of believers, God tends to hate everything that they personally dislike, and love everything that they personally support, whether there's any basis for it in the Bible or not.

Funny how that works.
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Re: Colorado State Senator Thinks God Hates the Census.

Postby Krashlia » Mon May 06, 2019 7:45 pm

tinyrick wrote:https://www.9news.com/video/news/local/next/republican-senator-informs-legislature-that-god-hates-the-census/73-cbf8b04a-7ace-4de4-8125-362fde2f5766?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

I know I don't post much. I'm mostly a lurker. But this story got my goat because the 'Book of Numbers' literally begins (In Chapter 1) with GOD DEMANDING MOSES TO TAKE A CENSUS!


I mean, he probably hates something about a census. Just what was so different about the one he got David to do and the one he asked Moses and Aaron to carry out?

Was it a "striking the rock twice" situation?

Did God have something against centralized Government that David crossed?

Tinfoil hat: Did the Hebrew First Estate (Levi) get up to shenanigans?
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