Scientists have taken the first ever picture of a black hole, thus finally moving black holes from "pretty sure they're there, but it's still all theoretical" to "YOOO WE DOIN IT".
This a big, big deal for astrophysics, and I'm not quite smart enough to properly explain why, but like, BLACK HOLES, MAN. Shit's cool. It's important to recognize immense scientific achievements in the midst of the constant storm of tyranny and madness.
But that thing's going to fucking wink at us and we're all going to die