China - "Hey, whatsyourface, go say nice doggy until we find a bigger..."
North Korea - "Okay, okay, I get it, can I get some movement of money, some fuel, some solids, brahs?"
China - "We'll get back to you, but you remember the first part, right? Play it like you mean it."
North Korea - "Fine, jeeze..."
Trump - "Denucliarization, denucklearization, de... SUMMIT!"
North Korea - "Dotard is bowing to meet as your mighty leader, all that starvation was totally worth it, everyone!"
Trump - "Blah, blah, blah, blah, deknuclearazation, like never before, everyone, so mighty am I!"
Trump - "Nobel Prize, Nobel Prize! Gawsh, who, me? Cancel Iran, I just won!"
North Korea - "Hang-on, that's not on the table, let's meet, on equal terms, and I just won, gotcher number, k'bye."
Trump - "Blah, blah, blah, NO, I said NO first, great excellency of amazingness, because you were not nice!"
North Korea - "Heh, but you woulda, wouldn't you? You totally woulda."
South Korea - "Okay, okay, as helpful as Trump has been, maybe we could..."
North Korea - "Go on..."
South Korea - "FFS. Hey, can we just figure this out, some way, some how, because the big (and getting bigger) Asian brother in this neighbourhood supports this as leverage in China-US trade stuff, ever heard of ZTE..."
North Korea - "Suuuure, photo-op, we're down with that"
Trump: "How about steel, aluminum, things like that?"
China: "That's the Eu and Canada - different thing, brah"
Trump: "I thought it was you guys... okay... gotcha... MAGA!"
World - "?"