Every Florida Man begins life as a Florida Boy

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Every Florida Man begins life as a Florida Boy

Postby Absentia » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:22 pm

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The Titusville Fire Department had to extract this young overachiever from a claw game machine after he crawled inside to get a toy. I believe this sort of thing is worth college credit in Florida.
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Re: Every Florida Man begins life as a Florida Boy

Postby cmsellers » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:41 pm

That article started autoplaying a video while I was on a Skype call. ABC just lost its NoScript exception on my computer.
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Re: Every Florida Man begins life as a Florida Boy

Postby Anglerphobe » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:05 pm

This one has great potential.
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Re: Every Florida Man begins life as a Florida Boy

Postby DamianaRaven » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:24 pm

cmsellers wrote:ABC just lost its NoScript exception on my computer.


Yeah, they're really bad about that. Roughly 75% of their articles automatically fire up a video, whether you want it or not. I hate that and feel like it's a scam to get "views" for their videos from people who just wanted to read the article. Otherwise, why wouldn't they make it press-n-play?
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Re: Every Florida Man begins life as a Florida Boy

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:12 am

But did he get his toy? That's the real question.
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Re: Every Florida Man begins life as a Florida Boy

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:40 am

Dude.... he waaaas the toy.
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Re: Every Florida Man begins life as a Florida Boy

Postby Bromo » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:52 am

I read Titusville as Titsville, and now I feel disappointed after rereading it.
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Re: Every Florida Man begins life as a Florida Boy

Postby blehblah » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:46 pm

The kid must be watching a lot of British television.

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