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Greasing the light poles...

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:10 am

No, seriously - the title says it all. They're lubing up lampposts to keep people from climbing them after the Super Bowl. Can we just get together and cut this shit out without making the grown-ups resort to such tedious measures? I think the NFL should be doing more public service announcements about this.

As Everyone's Mother, I'd like to say stay the fuck down from there and what is wrong with you? My fellow Moms need to help me out on this - please teach your kids not to literally act like a bunch of wild monkeys (I say wild, because trained monkeys have better sense than this) over a damn ball game!
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:06 am

I would have put a really really slow drying paint on the lamp-posts too, I don't like people much anymore.
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:27 am

Alcohol is legal to consume and you can purchase it almost anywhere you can buy other beverages.
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby Windy » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:35 pm

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Postby CarrieVS » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:47 pm

Windy wrote:Why am I not surprised that the British consider literal communists to be right-wing.


The mistake has been corrected now.
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:05 pm

If you can't riot and burn down your city over your first Superbowl win, then what the fuck, really, is the point of life?
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby Irishjava » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:31 pm

FUCK YES. #FlyEaglesFly #CryBradyCry

(Pictured left: Me, repping the Eagles after becoming a huge fan before the '05 loss to the Pats. Pictured right: Me, shortly after the Eagles won in '18. Also pictured: the same hat)
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:48 pm

Irishjava wrote:FUCK YES. #FlyEaglesFly #CryBradyCry

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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby Irishjava » Mon Feb 05, 2018 4:31 pm

That's a good question, I've updated the original post. Sorry, I'm a bit hungover and clarity isn't my forte right now. Also: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby Cobra-D » Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:00 pm

Irishjava wrote:That's a good question, I've updated the original post. Sorry, I'm a bit hungover and clarity isn't my forte right now. Also: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I must say you really grew out of your awkward.
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Postby sunglasses » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:18 pm

Not surprised.

WV burns couches when their college team wins. Penn State routinely tips over cars during a win. My god, just google sports riots and you'll see it's hardly a Philly only thing. I'm tired of people acting like what's going on in Philly is an isolated incident.

Here's a lovely chart by 538.

And here's a list of notable sports riots.

In fact, sports riots are ancient.Literally.
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:39 am

I've still got the sweater I wore during Super Bowl XXXIX, that my future wife had gotten me the Christmas before. I'm getting a new one that says Super Bowl Champions. 31 years I've been waiting on this to happen. I can relax. I don't have to care about football anymore, I don't have to feel jealous of other teams and their success, I don't have to feel the awful tension like I felt last night ever. Again.

I never thought the Eagles would win during my life time. And they won. The Pats didn't mess up and lose the game, they got beat. Brady will probably have them back next year and he's still the best QB ever so they're not out anything.

But oh we're talking about poor behavior by Eagles fans. I've got the new shining example, Kevin Hart. He was drunk as a skunk trying to get on the podium with the players when the trophy was being awarded aaaaamong other things. Wait, what did I post this morning? Oh yeah I remember because I didn't post it while shitfaced.







I like to think I was sober by that hour.
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby blehblah » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:50 am

And here I thought this would be an uplifting story about dancing. You know, tripping the light fantastic, but, greased tripping the lightning... eh... it worked in my head.

http://www.businessinsider.com/philadel ... sco-2018-2

Okay - hydraulic fluid, because why not?

It's as though Philly cops have never tried to keep a squirrel off a bird feeder.

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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:50 am

Irishjava wrote:That's a good question, I've updated the original post. Sorry, I'm a bit hungover and clarity isn't my forte right now. Also: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Since when were you white?

I always thought you looked like this.
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Re: Greasing the light poles...

Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:01 am

Ditto. Too late to change my perspective now, reality be damned.
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