No, seriously - the title says it all. They're lubing up lampposts to keep people from climbing them after the Super Bowl. Can we just get together and cut this shit out without making the grown-ups resort to such tedious measures? I think the NFL should be doing more public service announcements about this.
As Everyone's Mother, I'd like to say stay the fuck down from there and what is wrong with you? My fellow Moms need to help me out on this - please teach your kids not to literally act like a bunch of wild monkeys (I say wild, because trained monkeys have better sense than this) over a damn ball game!