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Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Jack Road » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:28 am

-So 2014-
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Andropov4 » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:39 am

Jack Road wrote:Hello everyone, I'm Jack Road. You might remember me from such popular forums as TCS, PWOT, and PornHub.


Am I the only one who had no idea there was a PornHub forum, and now is kinda curious as to what goes on there? No? Nobody else? Alright then. *fades back into the web*
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:42 am

Would you like a pill that will make you irresistible to women?
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Jack Road » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:51 am

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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:56 am

Haha, commence.
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby DamianaRaven » Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:29 am

NathanLoiselle wrote:Would you like a pill that will make you irresistible to women?


No, but I would like some of those... dead jellyfish thingies (?) that promise to boost my testosterone, make me (controversially) skinny AND kill my blood pressure for me.

EDIT: Also, I'd like to hear all the stories you're willing to tell me, Mr. Road. You keep calling us strangers, though, and we're going to come to your house and beat the shit out of you.
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby sunglasses » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:10 pm

Jack, you rather need some epic ass music for this.

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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Andropov4 » Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:37 pm

DamianaRaven wrote:
No, but I would like some of those... dead jellyfish thingies (?) that promise to boost my testosterone, make me (controversially) skinny AND kill my blood pressure for me.


I don't know about testosterone, but I think I've figured out how that little jellyfish lowers blood pressure and makes you skinny.

Spoiler: show
It kills you, of course.
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:47 pm

WHAT'S THE STORY ALREADY?

The suspense is gnawing at me like a cat pulling its dead claws out by its teeth while I'm trying to sound poetic. And I don't like being called a stranger. I'm no more or less strange than anyone else here. Matter of fact if you want to call me Dr. Strange I'd be okay with that.
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Qinglong » Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:01 pm

sunglasses wrote:Jack, you rather need some epic ass music for this.


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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Jack Road » Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:21 pm

-So 2014-
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Jack Road » Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:37 pm

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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Jack Road » Fri Jan 16, 2015 4:16 am

As it is now 2015. I'm starting over with the original intent of this thread, which was to point out absurdities in things I observe.
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Suckerfish » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:04 am

Ahhh, I missed most of your stories Jack, goddammit.

Seriously, I started up Sunny's video of "To Zanarkand" and everything, reminding me that Final Fantasy X had some kick-ass music.

Ah well, I'll have to catch them this time around.
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Re: Jack Road Talks to Strangers

Postby Matthew Notch » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:00 am

Jack Road wrote:-So 2014-


This is why many forums don't allow editing posts after the fact. There was some solid gold in those stories. Le sigh
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