(Poem) A Half-Baked Ode to a Half-Toasted Ham Sandwich

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(Poem) A Half-Baked Ode to a Half-Toasted Ham Sandwich

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:10 pm

Ham sandwich-y, ham sandwich-y,

O, how far have I strayed from thee?

Unfaithful to this porcine meal

to beef and chicken would I steal.

A rogue’s and liar’s diet proved,

in lunch from haram so removed.

Lettuce green and dressing white,

paradise in every bite.

So why have I, (in hubris, ‘hapse)

let swine-tween-kaiser-eating lapse?

And so I come, my meaning true,

my sandwich-y I once more woo.

More near to frozen than to burned,

to ham on bread have I returned.
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Re: (Poem) A Half-Baked Ode to a Half-Toasted Ham Sandwich

Postby Typical Michael » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:22 pm

I got sick right around the part where you put mayo on it.

Frig mayonnaise.
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Re: (Poem) A Half-Baked Ode to a Half-Toasted Ham Sandwich

Postby octoberpumpkin » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:18 pm

Typical Michael wrote:I got sick right around the part where you put mayo on it.

Frig mayonnaise.


How dare you
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Re: (Poem) A Half-Baked Ode to a Half-Toasted Ham Sandwich

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:51 pm

Typical Michael wrote:I got sick right around the part where you put mayo on it.

Frig mayonnaise.

This. I find your lack of ketchup (or BBQ sauce, or honey mustard) disturbing.
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Re: (Poem) A Half-Baked Ode to a Half-Toasted Ham Sandwich

Postby sunglasses » Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:29 am

octoberpumpkin wrote:
Typical Michael wrote:I got sick right around the part where you put mayo on it.

Frig mayonnaise.


How dare you


...um....so that wasn't meant to be a suggestion?

Because, this is really gross. And....fuck...how am I supposed to get the jar out?!
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Re: (Poem) A Half-Baked Ode to a Half-Toasted Ham Sandwich

Postby Typical Michael » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:30 am

sunglasses wrote:
octoberpumpkin wrote:
Typical Michael wrote:I got sick right around the part where you put mayo on it.

Frig mayonnaise.


How dare you


...um....so that wasn't meant to be a suggestion?

Because, this is really gross. And....fuck...how am I supposed to get the jar out?!


You are the nurse. Supposed to know these things.
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Re: (Poem) A Half-Baked Ode to a Half-Toasted Ham Sandwich

Postby JamishT » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:50 am

sunglasses wrote:
octoberpumpkin wrote:
Typical Michael wrote:I got sick right around the part where you put mayo on it.

Frig mayonnaise.


How dare you


...um....so that wasn't meant to be a suggestion?

Because, this is really gross. And....fuck...how am I supposed to get the jar out?!


Think there's a video out there that might help you. I think it's called something like "1 Man and 1 Jar".
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Re: (Poem) A Half-Baked Ode to a Half-Toasted Ham Sandwich

Postby Piter Lauchy » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:54 am

I'm impressed that you got it in in the first place.
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