Czar's Cartography and Vexilography Thread

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Czar's Cartography and Vexilography Thread

Postby Matt the Czar » Sat May 16, 2015 2:54 am

Want a flag or map made for a cheap joke on IRC, a forum game, or just for fun? Post an idea and I'll make the image and a story for it!

Previously done:
Imperial Republic of Greater Brazil
A nation that exists in, and is the mind of, NotCIAAgent.
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Kwanzaanian Free Confederation
A request by NotCIAAgent, The People's Shiny, Happy, Free Democratic Repubic of Kwaanzania was born into being by the Black Panthers somehow succeeding against the US army, and splitting off the American South from the US. After annexing Liberia, Kwaanzania became a beautiful nation where all peoples live on plains of fried chicken and alongside rivers of grape soda. At least that's what the brochure says. Judging from its name, it is probably a racist hellhole like none other seen before.
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The brown stands for black power. The KFC logo stands for fried chicken. The red stands for blood and Colonel Sanders stands for white people. Overall it means: OUR POWERFUL BLACK NATION WILL PROSPER USING FRIED CHICKEN AND THE BLOOD OF WHITE PEOPLE (dammit CIA).
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Re: Czar's Cartography and Vexilography Thread

Postby NotCIAAgent » Sat May 16, 2015 3:05 am

I am a horrible person, and I regret nothing.

Edit: Change Kwaanzania's name to Kwanzaania's Free Confederation, because of the initials.
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Re: Czar's Cartography and Vexilography Thread

Postby NotCIAAgent » Sat May 16, 2015 3:27 am

Make a flag for the insanely impossible fictional country of Isreal, a jewish majority country in an alternate reality universe where the world powers would be insane enough to move people away from their rightful lands in the Levant just to give them to the jews based on the fact that they had a kingdom on those lands a few thousands of years ago.

The name Isreal is there to accentuate how insane that would be (Is Real).
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Re: Czar's Cartography and Vexilography Thread

Postby Matt the Czar » Sat May 16, 2015 3:28 am

Sorry, someone else already took it. Namely the British Empire.
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Postby sunglasses » Sat May 16, 2015 5:05 am

make a flag for a country of radical feminists that will make rush limbaugh cry.

And they like kittens
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Re: Czar's Cartography and Vexilography Thread

Postby CarrieVS » Sat May 16, 2015 11:10 am

Please can you make a flag for the entire Old World (Africa, Asia, and Europe), if it became a single country via the progression over several centuries of organisations such as the EU.

The name of the entity is the Old Earth Union. Old Earth not Old World because it's the future and space travel means that there's really no such thing as the world any more.
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Re: Czar's Cartography and Vexilography Thread

Postby Matt the Czar » Sat May 16, 2015 4:31 pm

Here you go Carrie:

Federated Union of Old Earth
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After the Great Thaw of 2067, most world goverments either struggled to hold on, resigned to the anarchy, became isolationists, or fell beneath the waves. By 2100, the pre-thaw "first world" had mostly allied with each other, and started to rebuild their countries back to their old power.In 2124, these nations signed the Eurasia-Africa Pact, forming a council of nations, and in 2177, the Treaty of Munich was held, unifying the nations into one federation. While some of the other nations like Kaskaskia in the North American midwest and the United States (now shrunk down to the northeast) have been unsuccessfully been trying to join, others like Brazil have decided to go their own way. The dot in Guyana is the location of the space elevator.

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The green symbolizes the Earth, the yellow symbolizes the time of rebuilding, and the blue both symbolizes the new peace and the sky, where the future lies.
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Postby Matt the Czar » Sat May 16, 2015 9:06 pm

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CIA, YOU ARE THE SEEDS OF YOUR OWN UNDOING!
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A feminist nation in California, led by the National Socialist party. Feminazis! Oh, and men are second class citizens. :(
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Postby NotCIAAgent » Sat May 16, 2015 9:24 pm

Matt the Czar wrote:A feminist nation in California, led by the National Socialist party. Feminazis! Oh, and men are second class citizens. :(


Feminazis? Come on, feminist already rhimes with communist, isn't that insult enough*?

*Surprisingly, for most of the extreme liberal kinds, it isn't. I think the connotations of being part of a right wing ideology offends then more than the actual bloodshed of Holocaust and WW2 connected to the Nazi party.
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