The Haiku Zone

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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:54 am

A fragile snowflake
Graceful it falls to its doom
Tell your loves of love.
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"I desperately want Jiggery Pokery now."-- Pikajew

"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Snarky_Brat » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:57 am

The tear slid past lips,
lips that were once kissed, lips that
only tears kiss now.
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I judge things and make funny here.
I just didn't like when the raccoon wasn't snarking. -Midas (IRC)
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Nullbert » Sat Mar 29, 2014 1:49 pm

He lost his wallet,
Killed twenty-seven people,
And felt quite silly.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Snarky_Brat » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:28 am

I thought it was fine.
Then reality set in.
It was all just shit!
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I judge things and make funny here.
I just didn't like when the raccoon wasn't snarking. -Midas (IRC)
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby JamishT » Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:40 am

I'm clueless really,
Haikus aren't my thing,
That's all I got.
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JamishT was a heck of a guy,
With a devilish twinkle in his eye.
With his hand-picked flowers,
And his feel-good powers,
He made all the girls blush and sigh.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Snarky_Brat » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:14 am

JamishT wrote:I'm clueless really,
Haikus aren't my thing,
That's all I got.




Oh I get it bro,
you are the Limerick King.
Homage has been paid.
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I judge things and make funny here.
I just didn't like when the raccoon wasn't snarking. -Midas (IRC)
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby JamishT » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:50 am

I see fences, guards, ovens.
I smell despair and death.
In showers now.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:18 am

Resurrecting threads
Is quit exhilarating
Do you not agree?
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"Schmibby Dibby Kabibby"- Alex Hirsch

"When in doubt, meow it out!"- Bex Taylor-Klaus
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:22 am

One can only hope
Our thread will not die once more
Everyone, please post
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"I desperately want Jiggery Pokery now."-- Pikajew

"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby LaoWai » Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:55 pm

The difference between
A man and a woman is quite
simple. It is "wo."
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It's always in the last place you look for it, unless you're the kind of person who keeps looking for it after you've found it.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:36 pm

Arise, ancient thread!
Rise up from your resting place
and quack at toasters!
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby ghijkmnop » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:40 pm

From last winter:

The snow keeps falling
Constant and unabated
Thank God I'm moving
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Erogenous zones, I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:54 am

Haiku is easy
As long as you don't care about the whole syllables thing
It helps to be drunk
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"I desperately want Jiggery Pokery now."-- Pikajew

"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:58 am

Six eyes watching you

Scores of places I can hide

Never sleep again
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Tesseracts wrote:In this age of falsehoods and lies, it's comforting to know some people are genuinely idiots.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Jack Road » Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:39 am

Do it, just do it.
Don't just let your dreams be dreams.
Some people dream of success.

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