The Haiku Zone

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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby malosaires » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:29 am

The fiendish Plumber
With truck and siphoning hose
Steals all of your shit.

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I've got a tumblr where I write about stuff, some of which is also on this site. I've also got a few videos you might wanna check out.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby ZekeThePlumber » Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:52 pm

Cleaning, not stealing.
Perhaps Malosaires should
learn the difference.

While he is at it,
Malosaires should learn how
to wipe his own ass.

(this post has been made possible by hate week. My name is ZekeThePlumber and I approve this message)
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Kate- I'll always be your backup singer, Zeke <3

A fetching young lady called Zeke
Was a terrible sex-obsessed freak
The up-to-date version
Of her latest perversion
Left her forum-mates shaken and weak- OrangeEyebrows
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Australia » Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:55 pm

Hate Ashtherion?
Good thing it's Laugh at Ash Week.
He deserves much worse.

In case it wasn't obvious, this was brought to you by Hate Week but let's not forget the aforementioned co-sponsor.

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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby AboveGL » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:21 pm

The pitter patter
Of brown matter. Who is that?
It's OrangeEyebrows!

This post is brought to you by Hate Week. Fuck, Orange is gonna kill me at the meet up!
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:53 pm

I need a haiku
One less full of vitriol.
Have I written one?
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It's Dangerous to Go Alone


"I desperately want Jiggery Pokery now."-- Pikajew

"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby ButtChocolate » Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:37 pm

JugularNotch wrote:I need a haiku
One less full of vitriol.
Have I written one?


You have succeeded.
Hate Week has helped cleanse your soul.
Your Haiku is pure.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Nullbert » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:35 pm

I have your wife Dave
Give me my damn money back
I need that five pence.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:02 pm

TO BUTTS

I read your haiku
It was good, I guess. But DUDE
Your signature ROCKS


muahaha
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"I desperately want Jiggery Pokery now."-- Pikajew

"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby JamesT » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:48 pm

And now, cartoon themes
rendered in haiku, because
I am unemployed:

Ninja Mutant Teens
That happen to be turtles
Are fighting Shredder

Jem. She is truly,
truly, truly outrageous.
(truly outrageous)
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Say hello to my comic: Lil Oppy!

Say hi to my art!
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:26 am

Sometimes crooks go free
That won't suit these two gumshoes
Named ChipChip and Dale.

This show is funny.
There's baloney in our slacks.
Animaniacs.

Round here, in Duckburg?
Life is like a HURRICANE.
DuckTales! A-woo-ooh
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It's Dangerous to Go Alone


"I desperately want Jiggery Pokery now."-- Pikajew

"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:51 am

Hello Actually
A relaxing ending theme
To Gin no Saji
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby ButtChocolate » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:41 pm

Just concentrate.
Stare hard at your boss's head.
Will it to explode.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby ButtChocolate » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:54 pm

No! No! Not the floor!
In the box! You use the box...!
You. Furry. BASTARD.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:04 pm

Idly net surfing
waiting for new material
class time already?
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:23 am

Seal goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound no one knows
What does the fox say?
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"I desperately want Jiggery Pokery now."-- Pikajew

"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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