The Haiku Zone

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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:10 am

Barbara Gordon
She was a congresswoman
In the seventies
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Glassjaw Girl » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:42 pm

Some of my Transformers haiku:

All hail Megatron!
Bumblebee should die okay?
Optimus Prime sucks!

Humans, don't fear me
I just want to play with you
Throw you to Skywarp!

Starscream and Skywarp
Are not as cool as I am
Thundercracker's fine.
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Cybertron, my home
I will kill who ruined you
In the next haiku:

Soundwave Superior
Choke on dirt, Optimus Prime
I killed you myself.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:46 am

This thread is quite dead
It is Resurrection time
Pommelo rosa!
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Malfeasinator » Wed Jan 01, 2014 10:53 am

Dogs have, unlike us,
zero appreciation
for New Year's fireworks.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Malfeasinator » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:04 am

This is called "A Haiku From My Brother's Dog, In Response To Loud Noises and Bright Lights of Fireworks"

ARR ROO ROO ROO ROO!
ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO!
GRR RUFF! GRR RUFF! *whine*
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Snarky_Brat » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:22 am

To be blunt about
it, maybe if we use some
prompts, more will join in.
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I just didn't like when the raccoon wasn't snarking. -Midas (IRC)
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:06 pm

Went to town last night
Met ladies and had delights
My penis itches

Nailed it.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Nostraa » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:25 pm

My ears are bleeding
Ate screaming children today
How an annoyance
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:13 am

Nostraa wrote:How an annoyance


How an annoyance

HOW an annoyance
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Snarky_Brat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:00 am

How an annoyance.
Those little ones sure can scream
when you with-hold allowance.

Nailed it!
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:25 am

Snarky_Brat wrote:How an annoyance.
Those little ones sure can scream
when you with-hold allowance.

Nailed it!


5-7-5, homie
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:50 am

It's 5-7-5
For this grave violation
Snarky shall be mauled
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Snarky_Brat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:03 pm

Well shit! Guess who sucks
at counting in the wee hours?
It's homie Snarky!

No idea why I counted with-hold as one syllable.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:08 pm

Snarky_Brat wrote:Well shit! Guess who sucks
at counting in the wee hours?
It's homie Snarky!

No idea why I counted with-hold as one syllable.


I think 'hours' is two syllables, too
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Snarky_Brat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:28 pm

Dammit! Is this a
sign, that I should give up on
trying to do these?


Too bad I will still do them anyway.
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